Without a doubt this is my favorite Tweet in a long time.

According to actor Billy Baldwin, his wife, Chynna Phillips, checked into an LA hotel rather than drive home in rush hour traffic.

Fifty years ago, Chynna’s dad, John Phillips, of the Mamas and Papas, stopped into a church on a winter’s day. But Chynna stopped into four star hotel (presumably) instead of driving back home. On a sunny day, 81 degrees in LA.

Well, why not? Chynna made a lot of money with Wilson Phillips. It’s hoped she inherited some money from her dad, John. Why didn’t she just go see her mom, the great Michelle Phillips? Too easy!

The Baldwins live in Santa Barbara, a killer drive from L.A. especially on a Friday during rush hour. We don’t know from Billy’s text where Chynna gave up, but we can only hope it was someplace great. And that she gets back by Monday, Monday!

Celebrities, they’re just like us!

From the “I shit you not files”
Yesterday Chynna drove to LA.
She hit traffic coming back so she stopped for lunch.
After lunch… more traffic.
She called and said… “Honey, I hit traffic and I’m tired so I checked into a hotel… see you tomorrow.“
She was 45 minutes from home. pic.twitter.com/Ll3zmLpOfP

— Billy Baldwin (@BillyBaldwin) March 16, 2019

UPDATE: Paris is home, she’s fine, according to TMZ. Somehow they’ve published a photo of Paris and boyfriend from inside the place at which she’s arrived. So how does that work? Seems like a fake emergency report for a slow Saturday. The other story I heard, will explain tomorrow. Not a big deal.

EARLIER:

In the last hour, TMZ reported that Paris Jackson attempted suicide in Los Angeles by slitting her wrists.

She — or someone with her phone– immediately denied it.

But on 5150 hold, you don’t get to keep your phone or be on social media. So there are a lot of questions right now.

The main thing is that Michael Jackson’s daughter needs love and support. On Twitter the last few days she’s been defending her father over the charges made in “Leaving Neverland.” She’s also been smoking a lot of dope, as she admits.

From mid December to mid January, Paris was in rehab. This was all leading up to the release of “Leaving Neverland.”

In early February I met her at a Grammy party. She was in great shape, very funny and with it. She is under a lot of pressure, that’s for sure. So let’s give her some space. I’ll keep updating.

Meantime, I’ve heard some other things from Jacksonland that are also disturbing. Checking on them now.

Netflix has dropped Lori Loughlin from the last season of “Fuller House.” TMZ reports that the show will go on without her. “Aunt Becky” will just be away somewhere (maybe in jail).

But I’m more surprised that Loughlin has not received a word of support from the cast. So far, John Stamos, who plays her husband, and Bob Saget, as well as Dave Coulier, have all remained mum. So has Candace Cameron.

They’ve all known each other since the late 80s. You’d think someone would have said something by now to show friendship.

Even the Olsen twins have stayed quiet. And they’re not without their own scandals. You may recall Mary Kate Olsen was involved in the death of Heath Ledger a decade ago. Ledger was found dead in Olsen’s Soho apartment. The masseuse who found Ledger in New York, overdosed, called Mary Kate in Los Angeles before she called 911. So Olsen has seen scandal knock before.

Such a strange end to Loughlin’s career. Raised on Long Island by working class parents, she was cast on the soap “The Edge of Night” when she was 15 in 1980. After three years she went to Hollywood and snagged the job on “Full House.” She parlayed that into a very expensive Hollywood lifestyle, and managed to raise two daughters who had no interest in going to college. They just wanted to be Kardashians.