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Roy Orbison’s “Pretty Woman” is Finally Being Added to Broadway Musical of Same Name, on Its 55th Anniversary

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First of all, it’s hard to believe “Pretty Woman” is still playing on Broadway. It got no Tony nods at all. Nothing. Not for Andy Karl or Samantha Barks, and not for the music by Bryan Adams and Jim Vallance.

And still, it’s playing. This month marks its first anniversary of when it started previews.

So this coincides with the 55th anniversary of the song “Pretty Woman,” aka “Oh Pretty Woman” by the late great Roy Orbison. It was released August 1, 1964. The song was indeed included on the soundtrack for the Garry Marshall movie, but didn’t make the musical.

So now I guess Andy Karl will get sing it, which will be great, and Roy — one of the inventors of rock and roll– will be further immortalized. This news may also have something to do with licensing, and the musical’s producers being able to afford it.

I never knew Roy Orbison, but I was quite friendly with his widow, the late great Barbara Orbison. She was so beloved, and died so tragically from cancer at age 61 in December 2011. All her pals miss her. This is as much a tribute to her as it to Roy. I hope they’re having fun in heaven!

Madonna’s “Madame X” Falls Apart After 4 Days: Drops to Number 10 on iTunes USA, Beaten by Bruce Springsteen in Most Countries

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The 1980s chart square off of Madonna vs. Bruce Springsteen has taken a unique turn after just four days.

Madonna’s “Madame X” album is falling apart. After hitting number 1 on iTunes out of the gate, the “weird” album (not my words) has dropped to number 10. It’s the same thing on amazon, and on  most iTunes charts. In Japan, it’s number 25.

Springsteen’s “Western Stars” is not only number 1 on iTunes and amazon, but it’s a hit around the world, too. Most countries list it at at number 1. Bruce hasn’t had such a clear hit in a long time.

Today, Tuesday, a clearer picture of the numbers involved will emerge later in the day. For Bruce, it’s all good news. But for Madonna, it could be troubling since she’s going to hunker down and tour this album starting in September. If the songs on the album aren’t in much demand, Madonna should realize now that fans will want to hear her hits, not “1, 2, cha cha cha,” as she sings on “Medellin,” her senior citizen shuffle board song.

For Bruce, I’d be surprised if he didn’t do some shows at least to promote “Western Stars” this fall. It’s got to be tempting for him. He’s a Wayfarer, baby. He likes to be on the road.

 

OJ Simpson Twitter Reveal: He Says He’s Not Khloe Kardashian’s Father, “She’s Robert’s,” Never Had Sex with Kris Jenner

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OJ Simpson announces on Twitter that Khloe Kardashian is not his kid, “She’s Robert’s” — meaning Robert Kardashians— and he and Kris Jenner never had sex or any interest in each other.

I’m sure this is a relief to Khloe Kardashian. Who wants a double murderer for a dad?

Next: OJ admits to the double murders, and to a lack of taste. Also: how to keep knives sharp!

Exclusive: Bruno Mars Will Perform at Sophie Turner-Joe Jonas Wedding, Jonas Brothers Won’t Be Only Entertainment

EXCLUSIVE: I’m told superstar Bruno Mars will be performing at the Sophie Turner-Joe Jonas wedding on June 28th and 29th in Carpentras, Provence, France.

Of course, the Jonas Brothers will also be on the bill. And more names should be showing up from the guest list, now said to be at least 200 people.

I already told you EXCLUSIVELY the date and location of the wedding. I also told you Vogue magazine has the exclusive rights, and will run the story and pix in their September issue.  Right now Sophie is on the cover of Chinese Vogue, but that’s just a warm up.

All of this excitement about the wedding should be a salve to Sophie as her movie, “Dark Phoenix,” is not doing well at the box office.

For Joe Jonas, he must be on top of the world. The Jonas brothers album is top 5, they have two or three singles on the radio, and a hot ticket tour.

Meantime, I am also hearing that “Game of Thrones” fans are swamping the very bucolic area around Carpentras, taking whatever hotel rooms are left. This has the potential to be very weird, but it’s great for the town. The hotels and restaurants will be bulging with business between the fans and the guests!

Box Office: “Shaft” Is Killed by Bad Karma, “Men in Black International” Domesticated, “Rocketman” Crosses $60 Million

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The Friday box office wasn’t kind to the sequels. But their loss is the gain of “Rocketman,” now crossing $60 million on its way to $70 million.

The worst of the lot is “Shaft.” The movie got terrible reviews, and made just $2.8 million on Friday including $600,000 from Thursday previews. It will be lucky to make $6 million for the weekend. Bad karma killed it. No Isaac Hayes music. This happened to Samuel L. Jackson on “Soul Men” when those producers wouldn’t include the song “Soul Man” or its singer, Sam Moore. They went down in flames,too.

“Men in Black International” made just $10 million on Friday including Thursday previews. The guestimate for the weekend is way under $30 million. This was a movie no one wanted to see, made by people who had nothing to do with the original.

Finally, “Late Night” is just a huge disaster. They made $1.6 million in wide release after a faux start last week. By Sunday they’ll have $6 million maybe. Amazon Studios really blew this one. There should be studies made of the marketing and publicity. They spent millions at Sundance to get it, and then punted the whole thing. How much worse can things get for Amazon before they make some big changes?

Oh, and “Booksmart”? Dead and nearly gone. Annapurna blew this one, too. What a shame.

Go see “Rocketman,” everyone!

UPDATE: OJ Simpson Joins Twitter For Real: “I got a lot of gettin’ even to do”

UPDATE: OJ really joined Twitter. He doesn’t care how inappropriate it is. Or how hurtful to his dead wife’s family. OJ only cares about himself, which should make his Twitter account top reading. Now Sydney and Justin can see their murderous father in all his glory.

EARLY SATURDAY MORNING: Has OJ Simpson joined Twitter? An account claiming to be Simpson’s has popped up on the social network complete with a video that purports to be the disgraced football player. Is it faked? It would have to be. The idea of OJ claiming “I got a lot of gettin even to do” would have seemed preposterous in a pre Donald Trump Twitter world. And of course, the faux Tweet comes just a few days after the 25th anniversary of the double murder of Nicole Brown Simpson and Ronald Goldman. OJ was acquitted in a criminal trial but found responsible for their deaths in a civil suit.

Chart Update: Bruce Springsteen’s “Western Stars” Overtakes Madonna’s “Madame X” At Number 1

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Since midnight, the chart fight on the iTunes 100 album list has been between Madonna’s “Madame X” and Bruce Springsteen’s “Western Stars.”

When the race began, Madonna was in the lead, and she was all day. But at 6pm, Bruce overtook her and now has the number 1 spot. He is also number 1 on amazon.com.

As I said earlier, once the first flush of Madonna fans bought their downloads, and listened to “Madame X,” I thought things would change. “Western Stars” is an unexpected masterpiece. “Madame X” is a mess.

It’s not over yet. We’ll check back in the morning and see how things are going. But for Bruce to jump ahead on iTunes, that’s big.

Madonna’s “Madame X” Album Number 1 on iTunes Thanks to Ticket Bundling– For Now, Until Fans Try to Figure It Out

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Madonna’s “Madame X” is number 1 on iTunes and on Amazon’s digital music chart thanks to ticket bundling. Every fan who bought a ticket to Madonna’s live show this fall automatically got a download of “Madame X.” The RIAA counts these downloads as sales. Madonna’s pulled this trick before to get a number 1 chart debut for a new recording. Then in the second week, sales drop 80% or more.

This time things may get trickier. “Madame X” is a really bad album, worse than usual in Madonna’s post-career releases. There are no dance songs on “Madame X,” but there’s a lot of political mumbo jumbo. Madonna, like Michael Jackson as he got older, thinks she can save the world. So she sings Hallmark politics about the left and the right, out to please everyone and achieving nothing.

From the sound of “Madame X,” Madonna actually has no ideas. At least when she sang about sex, she was defiant. That always came through. But back then Madonna didn’t have six children- four under the age of 13– who would sing along with her records. Now that  she does, it’s a different game. Platitudes are now her business. They’re not even witty, there’s no wordplay.

But then it’s not just that the songs have no coherence lyrically. There’s also just a mess. Many of them are interrupted by strange digressions. “The Nutcracker Suite” pops up in one of them.The songs stop and start. On Wikipedia, her PR says she tried to make a record like “Bohemian Rhapsody.” Whaaaat? The problem, of course, is that unlike Freddie Mercury, Madonna is not a composer. She doesn’t write music. It’s unclear if she writes lyrics, really.

Oh for the days when Madge just worked with real songwriters. They did the heavy lifting, and she presented it in her own form. That’s how we got “Like a Prayer” and “Like a Virgin” and “Vogue.” But she can’t do that now. She can’t expose herself to a collaboration. So she sticks to Mirwais, who’s been there for her during the post-hit period, quietly trying to fashion a whole album out of thin air. I guess you could say they’ve done it again

Bruce Springsteen Surprises with “Western Stars,” His Best Album in 17 Years Since “The Rising”

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It’s been a long trip with Bruce Springsteen, hasn’t it? For some of us who were there at the start in 1973 we can  still remember buying “Greetings from Asbury Park, New Jersey” at Korvette’s. “Spirit in the Night” was just about the most unexpected, wonderfully mysterious thing, a little novel or short story that we couldn’t get enough of. Then “The Wild, the Innocent” cold cocked everyone with the whole second side and “Rosalita” was a fury that blew the first album away and ….

And here we are on June 14, 2019, a lifetime has passed, with “Western Stars” coming just months after Bruce’s magnificent Broadway show broke box office records and finally closed. Since the very peak of his career with “The Rising” in 2002, Bruce has released five albums of original music, all very satisfying, maybe not as iconic as the earlier releases, but all with their merits. “Magic” was my favorite and I always liked “Devil’s Arcade.”

But now we have “Western Stars,” which Bruce himself has called a jewel box, and he’s right as usual. I haven’t been able to stop listening to it. I already have favorite songs, particularly “The Wayfarer,” “Sundown,” “There Goes My Miracle” (which I wish Roy Orbison could come back for and cover), and “Stones.” The others are grade A, those are my A plus for now.

Lush and melodic, “Western Stars” is full of what we used to call singles. It’s a jukebox of hooks and catchy phases, music that will stick in your head for a long, long time. It’s obviously superior to almost everything else in rock these days.

I can’t go through all the lyrics now. But in “The Wayfarer,” we find Bruce restless as he was in 1973:

Same sad story, love and glory goin’ ’round and ’round/
Same old cliché, a wanderer on his way, slippin’ from town to town/
Some find peace here on the sweet streets, the sweet streets of home/
Where kindness falls and your heart calls for a permanent place of your own

What it really reminds me of is U2’s “All That You Can Leave Behind” album, the one with “Beautiful Day.” Bruce may not even realize this. At the time Bono declared that they’d just swung for the fences and made an album with all hits and no fillers. That’s what “Western Stars” sounds like to me. (The only other record that sounded like that in the last year was Elvis Costello’s “Look Now.”)

“Western Stars” worried me before I heard it. After all, Bruce had just finished the Broadway run. And some of this recent original songs like “Working on A Dream” or “Wrecking Ball” would be sensational for anyone else but not Bruce’s top work. But “Western Stars” is really inspired. There are melodic turns, and lyrical moments that are just stunning. Just when you think things are going to sound repetitive or Bruce-like, Springsteen avoids the cliche. He was obviously inspired, and it’s thrilling.

The album does have a ‘western’ sort of Jimmy Webb-John Hartford kind of thing going on, but really in the end, it’s very Springsteen. The lyrics tie back to the era of  “Spirit in the Night” in a way you won’t expect, they’re very evocative and intimate. A couple of plays and they’re in your head.  Listening to “Western Stars” is like trying on the most comfortable suit you can remember.

Springsteen is going to turn 7o on September 23rd. That he’s still in the game, and on top of it, is a miracle and a treasure. Like a few others– Sting, Elton, Paul McCartney– he’s just going to keep creating regardless of radio play, streaming, and so on. Bowie would have done it. Lennon and Harrison, obviously. It’s a legacy that’s being created, and it outlast all of us.

 

“Shaft” Gives the Shaft to Oscar Winning Composer, R&B Hero Isaac Hayes, Leaves Out Famous Music from New Film

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Besides Richard Roundtree, the one thing that anyone remembers from the groundbreaking 1971 film “Shaft” is the music. The main theme became a number 1 hit instrumental single.  The following spring, Isaac Hayes was the first black person to win the music Oscars, Best Song and Best Score.

Hayes, who’d previously been known as the hit composer at Stax Records for Sam & Dave, and Carla Thomas, launched a stellar solo career off “Shaft,” a record that has been played millions of times and was used in subsequent versions of the movie.

But when the newest “Shaft” movie opens tomorrow, you will not be hearing Isaac Hayes’s famous music. And I mean famous like the theme from “Mission Impossible” or “Star Wars.” When you hear those funky opening notes, you know it’s “Shaft” (shut your mouth).

The producers of the new movie, says Isaac’s son Isaac Hayes III on social media, refused to make a deal with him. This sounds a lot like what happened last year to the miserable reboot of “Superfly” without Curtis Mayfield’s signature score. You can hear what he has to say here:

Isaac Hayes was a musical genius, but he suffered financially when he was alive. For most of his career he lost the rights to his songs in bankruptcy. He was co-opted by Scientology, which in the end ruined his career and added to his ailing health. “Shaft” is the gem of his hits abundant catalog. Cutting him out of the movie is unforgivable. This would never happen with a white composer. Can you imagine “Mission Impossible” cutting out Lalo Schifrin’s theme music over a budget squabble? No. Never.

In the end, the Hayes estate may have dodged a bullet anyway. The new “Shaft” has a lowly 36 on Rotten Tomatoes. It’s going to flop at the box office. Better to watch the original and enjoy Isaac Hayes’s music separately.