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“Keeping Up with the Kardashians” In Ratings Spiral as Numbers Have Dropped For 4 Consecutive Weeks, Now Fewer than 900K

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The Kardashians are dropping in numbers faster than the stock market after a Trump brouhaha.

Four weeks ago, the avaricious family returned to E! for a 17th season (eight years already, seems like 17) with a little over a million viewers. The numbers were down from their spring finale, but still hanging in there. The second week was a little more down, but still over a million by a smidge.

But two weeks ago, the Ks dropped below a million t0 983,000. And then this past Sunday they fell again, to 862,000. So that’s a drop of 19.6% in a month.

This is despite Kim getting people out of jail, and Kanye having his usual bipolar situations. Viewers are losing interest fast, which isn’t a total surprise. Who could still be following these people? Shut ins, people on ventilators, or in vegetative states.

Now we’ll wait and see if next Sunday has another drop. Then we’ll know the party is over.

I can’t bring myself to post a clip from their show. So here’s one instead from a much funnier and talented family, the Marx Bros. Enjoy!

Madonna Abruptly Cancels Monday Show for a Bum Knee, Will Return Thursday: “I am not a quitter. This hurts me more than you can imagine”

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Madonna is only human, she reminded her fans tonight. At the last minute– around 7:30pm– Madonna cancelled her show at the Howard Gilman Opera house in Brooklyn. The show would have gone on at 10:30pm. The problem? A knee is out of order. For the 61 year old, it’s understandable.

She wrote on Instagram: “Its Hard for Madame ❌ to admit that she is also a human being made of flesh and blood and she must rest for the next 3 days to insure full recovery for her knee.
I am not a quitter. This hurts me more than you can imagine. Its time to take those heels and fishnets off for a few days! 👠. Thank you for your understanding. ♥️. See you very soon !! #recovery #madamextheatre #nevergiveup #ongod”

It must be frustrating for Madonna, who’s always been in top shape, to endure aging. Isn’t she invincible? But like any athlete she has to face facts: on stage Madonna moves a little tentatively. Her show is grueling even for a woman half her age. But her choreographers and director (whoever they are, I never did get their names) have designed a show in which younger people do the heavy lifting. It’s a funny thing to say about Madonna, but this how Carol Channing used to get through revivals of “Hello, Dolly!”

Hey, look at it this way: Madonna thinks she’s Jewish, courtesy of Kabbalah. So Tuesday night she can hunker down at Kol Nidre, and listen to the Shofar on Wednesday at Yom Kippur services, then break the fast with a nice brisket.

This will leave Madonna with just two more shows in Brooklyn unless she makes up Monday’s cancellation. Then she’s off to Chicago, where the first date has been pushed back to October 16th. The October 15th opener has been rescheduled for October 28th.

Taylor Swift’s Two Intimate Performances on “Saturday Night Live” Send Her “Lover” Album Back to Number 1

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Taylor Swift’s “Lover” album is back at number 1 on iTunes, and number 3 on amazon. Going into “Saturday Night Live,” Swift was at number 5 or so on both charts. But her two very intimate and exceptional performances on the late night now clicked with fans who somehow still don’t have the album. The result is that the album jumped and so did the “Lover” single on the singles charts. “SNL” ratings for the show were a little down overall, but up in the key demo with younger viewers. Is Taylor going to have a Grammy sweep in January? I’d say we’re in for a big dose of her. If these performances are any indication, that will be most welcome.

Lover

False God

Audra McDonald Will Lead Homecoming Service for Jessye Norman in Augusta, Georgia with Laurence Fishburne, Vernon Jordan, Michael Eric Dyson

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The amazing Audra McDonald will lead the homecoming service this weekend in Augusta, Georgia for the late, great Jessye Norman. Others participating include Laurence Fishburne, Vernon Jordan, and my friend Michael Eric Dyson (whom I met through Aretha Franklin. Aretha and Jessye are singing up a storm in heaven!)

This is the home of James Brown. Can you imagine what that’s going to be like? Wow!

Here’s the info. BTW the family asks for donations to Jessye Norman’s foundation click here.
The family of international opera star Jessye Norman announces today through the family spokesperson, Gwendolyn Quinn, the Homegoing Service, and the weeklong services and celebrations. The funeral is set for Saturday, October 12, 2019, at the William B. Bell Auditorium, 712 Telfair Street, Augusta, GA, doors open and seating begins at 12:00 p.m. (there will be a private interment). The four-day, weeklong events start on Thursday, October 10, and runs through Sunday, October 13, 2019, in Augusta, GA. (see full schedule below). In November 2019, there will be a celebration of life event, scheduled in New York City.
The lineup of distinguished performers and speakers will include longtime friend and civil rights activist Vernon Jordan, Michael Eric Dyson, and Reverend Dr. James A. Forbes, and Mayor Hardie Davis, Jr., and Augusta’s natives Laurence Fishburne and Wycliffe Gordon, with musical tributes by six-time Tony Award winner Audra McDonald, Harolyn Blackwell, and Lawrence Brownlee, and other confirmations expected this week. Musical direction by Damien Sneed, a longtime friend and Augusta native.
Elder Raymond Sturkey will deliver the eulogy, and Reverend Dr. Clyde Hill, Sr. of Mt. Calvary Baptist Church will officiate the homegoing service, which will include family, friends, dignitaries and special guests, and seating will be available to the public.
There are two public viewings scheduled for Norman on Thursday, October 10, from 10:00 a.m. to 7:00 p.m. and Friday, October 11, from 9:00 a.m. to 12:00 p.m. at Mt. Calvary Baptist Church, 1260 Wrightsboro Road, Augusta, GA 30901.
On Friday, October 11, the City of Augusta will present the Honorary Street Naming Ceremony to Norman’s family, which is scheduled from 4:30 p.m. to 6:00 p.m. at the Jessye Norman School of the Arts, 739 Green Street, Augusta, GA 30901.
The weeklong celebration will conclude on Sunday, October 13. The Jessye Norman School of the Arts will present its Annual Benefit Concert: “An Evening with Audra McDonald” at the Miller Theater, 708 Broad Street, Augusta, GA, at 4:00 p.m.
Ms. Norman, 74, passed away Monday, September 30, 2019, at Mount Sinai St. Luke’s Hospital in New York, NY, surrounded by loved ones.
Jessye Norman’s Homecoming Service, Public Viewing and Celebration Services
Date:
Thursday, October 10, 2019
Time:
10:00 a.m. – 7:00 p.m.
Event:
Jessye Norman’s Public Viewing
Location:
Mt. Calvary Baptist Church
1260 Wrightsboro Road
Augusta, GA 30901
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Date:
Friday, October 11, 2019
Time:
9:00 a.m. – 12:00 p.m.
Event:
Jessye Norman’s Public Viewing
Location:
Mt. Calvary Baptist Church
1260 Wrightsboro Road,
Augusta, GA 30901
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Date:
Friday, October 11, 2019
Time:
4:30 p.m. – 6:00 p.m.
Event:
Honorary Street Naming Ceremony to Jessye Norman Boulevard
Location:
Jessye Norman School of the Arts (JNSA)
739 Green Street
Augusta, GA 30901
*Followed by a reception in the Ann and Ellis Johnson Gallery of Art (at JNSA)
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Date:
Saturday, October 12, 2019
Time:
1:00 p.m.
Event:
Jessye Norman’s Homecoming Service
Location:
The William B. Bell Auditorium
712 Telfair Street
Augusta, GA 30901
*Doors open and seating will begin at 12:00 p.m.
***
Date:
Sunday, October 13, 2019
Time:
4:00 p.m.
Event:
The Jessye Norman School of the Arts’ Annual Benefit Concert: “An Evening with Audra McDonald”
Location:
Miller Theater
708 Broad Street (Downtown Augusta)
Augusta, GA 30901
Flowers:
J. Norman Funeral Service
c/o Williams Funeral Home
2945 Old Tobacco Road
Hephzibah, GA 30815
*Please direct resolutions and/or proclamations, cards, and condolences to the Jessye Norman School of the Arts, 739 Green Street, Augusta, GA 30901 to be read at the service and/or provided to the family.
*In lieu of flowers, foundation endowment gifts in honor of Jessye Norman can be made at www.jessyenormanschool.org.
*Donations may be sent to the Jessye Norman School of the Arts, 739 Green Street, Augusta, GA 30901.

Martin Scorsese’s “The Irishman” Will Play Broadway Theater the Belasco for One Month Beginning November 1st

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The whole theaters vs. Netflix thing re Martin Scorsese’s “The Irishman” has taken an interesting turn. “The Irishman” will play for one month at Broadway’s Belasco Theater, which will be retrofitted for showing the movie.

Theater chains have balked at showing Netflix and Amazon movies in their theaters because of the short windows before the movies are played on their TV platforms. There is still no list of theaters for “The Irishman,” which will be up for many Oscars and is highly anticipated in New York, of all places.

Without the Ziegfeld Theater (still can’t believe it’s a catering hall– the owners should drowned in stale popcorn) New York doesn’t have a “movie palace” to debut important films.

The Belasco, owned by the Shuberts, is a grand palace that seats 1,000 people. Bryan Cranston in “Network” just played there. The theater has a long, storied history. Hit shows have included the ridiculous–“Oh Calcutta!” and “The Rocky Horror Picture Show” — to the sublime, like Stephen Sondheim’s “Follies” and and the amazing 1997 production of “A Doll’s House” with Janet McTeer.

Netflix will run “The Irishman” there from November 1st to December 1st, which is a few days longer than their original planned theater run (it was supposed to end November 27).

The Belasco is right next door to the great Cafe Un, Deux, Troi aka One, Two, Three. Last spring I was sitting in the window having dinner when Tony Goldwyn popped up during “Network”– it’s part of the show. Make your reservation now! Ask for Jose.

Rihanna Releases Her Version of Kramer’s Coffee Table Book, with Its Own Marble Stand, Weighs 2000 Pounds

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Rihanna — you know, the hottest name in music and fashion — is constantly marketing herself in interesting ways. And just in time for Recession Christmas. (This sort of over the top stuff is what brought down the stock market in 1987 and 2008, btw.)

Now comes her coffee table book called “Rihanna: Luxury Supreme” in three editions, from Phaidon. One of the editions, “Rihanna: Fenty x Phaidon” comes with its own stand a la Kramer’s coffee table book that he debuted on “Regis and Kathie Lee” back in the day, on “Seinfeld.”

There’s a Luxury edition that comes with a marble stand. It’s sold out! “Stoner” is hand-carved in Nazaré, Portugal from a unique piece of solid Pele de Tigre marble with a soft, eggshell finish. Weight: 2,000 lbs.

A cheaper edition, for $175, comes with its own Kramer-esque stand. It’s only 27.3 pounds. (Our main photo.)

    • The spine is wrapped with a custom-dyed, rose gold, metallic cloth with the book’s title silkscreened using a clear gloss UV.
    • Additional features include: 3 paper stocks, 7 single- and double-page gatefolds, 9 bound-in booklets, 1 tip-in sheet, and a double-sided, removable poster (31-1/2 x 23-5/8 inches | 800 x 600 mm).
    • “This Sh*t Is Heavy,” the custom steel tabletop bookstand (measures 18-1/8 x 8-7/8 inches | 460 x 225 mm) created in collaboration with The Haas Brothers is finished in matte, powder-coated green and mirrored silver chrome.

Wait: there’s a $5500 edition that comes on a gold tray. “”Drippy + The Brain,” the custom cast-resin tabletop bookstand (measures 57 x 43-1/2 inches | 1,450 x 1,105 mm ) created in collaboration with The Haas Brothers is plated in an 18-carat gold color with mirror-finish, topped with a cushioned platform made from high-density, laser-cut.” That one weighs 60 pounds, or as much as Rihanna on a diet day.

Listen, this Rihanna ain’t kidding around. She’s not waiting for the royalties from “Work Work Work” to come in. She’s got about 15 different businesses going. Good for her! It doesn’t hurt that she’s not just smart, but really attractive and has a great voice. And now if you want pictures of her, you’ve got them! I think with that gold tray you could chip off a piece for dental fillings, too! All good!

PS I would tell you more, but the Phaidon press release includes no names or numbers. (I see book publicity has gotten no better in 30 years!)

 

Review: Controversial “Slave Play” Opens on Broadway, Begins with Graphic Sex Play, Ends with a Rape, Critics Love It

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I did not care for “Slave Play.” The only other writer who agrees with me it seems is Variety’s Marilyn Stasio. The rest of the Broadway crowd can’t get enough of it.

If you like it, three pornographic situations open “Slave Play.” They each involve a mixed race couple. One of the couples is gay. Very little is left to the imagination. The conversation is graphic, and so is the unpleasant behavior.

It turns out the couples are in therapy called Antebellum Sexual Performance Therapy, which been developed, two female therapists say, at Yale and Smith universities. The therapy takes place on a former plantation. The therapists are getting to the root of race in mixed race relationships.

The characters are attractive, on the outside, not on the inside. The two hour play lacks an intermission because, if there were one, no one would return for Part 2. In Part 1, we get the picture: the white partners are dating the black ones to feel superior to them, basically. The black partners are working out their self- worth. To drive this idea home, the play ends with a rape, or such a brutal sex act on stage that believe me, you won’t go home humming anything.

The playwright, Jeremy O. Harris, wrote this at Yale and may still be there. The play made its debut earlier this year at off Broadway’s New York Theater Workshop, where it must have seemed provocative and offensive, something to shake up the theatergoing audience. But the ideas are sophomoric, and once you get over the coarse sex talk and associated depictions, “Slave Play” sounds like something being worked out in a college class. Or a parody of one.

The actors are talented, sure. Joaquina Kalukango and Paul Alexander Nolan, the main couple, are interesting enough until they are forced to commit the final acts. I know actors need to eat, but I can’t imagine them willingly want to do this on stage, and on Broadway. My favorite character, Gary, played Ato Blankson-Wood, easily gives the best speech of the night. But he’s a bright spot on a dull landscape. It would be a good place to start the second draft.

The really great part of getting to see shows early is to be able to recommend them, particularly new plays. I wish I could still send you to “The Ferryman,” for example. But if I sent my readers to “Slave Play,” I’d have a Twitter and email backlash riot on my hands.

You can’t win them all. If you see “Slave Play,” I’d be interested in hearing the comments.

With Fox Searchlight in Disney’s Line of Fire, Natalie Portman’s “Lucy in the Sky” Makes Just $55,000

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This isn’t a great season for Fox Searchlight Pictures.

Wasn’t it only yesterday that they commanded the Oscars with “The Shape of Water” and “Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri”? Why yes, it was 2017.

All that must seem like a long time ago to the “literary” arm of what was 20th Century Fox. Back then, in the peculiar cyclical world of movie making and releasing, Fox Searchlight was protected by their bosses if they had an off year.

But this year, Fox Searchlight is owned by Disney, which makes comic book movies, cartoon movies, and science fiction movies. Or a combination of all those things. They aren’t good at making movies with people in them, which is how Fox Searchlight survived the purchase of Fox by Disney.

But this weekend, Fox Searchlight’s “Lucy in the Sky,” starring Oscar winner Natalie Portman, made just $55,000 at 37 theaters. Panned by critics, “Lucy” is DOA. There is no support for it.

FS also has “Ready or Not,” a horror thriller (I think, I’ve never seen it) in theaters. It’s made $28 million over 7 weeks, which is pretty good since it only cost $6 million. And it’s made $22 million abroad so far with more countries to go.

Coming up next are two tricky releases. The first is “Jojo Rabbit,” a satire about Hitler and the Nazis. Critics (not me) were keen on it, and give it a 79. “Jojo,” starring Scarlett Johansson and two child actors, is directed by the very ‘in’ Taika Waititi. But it’s a roll of the dice. What film festivals made adore, the public may be surprised by. To me, it was a daring idea that didn’t work. It’s hard to imagine audiences in the Northeast, in heavily Jewish areas, appreciating it. But I could be wrong, and maybe “Jojo Rabbit” will hit a bullseye.

Then there’s Terrence Malick’s “A Hidden Life.” Malick was once a cutting edge director. His “Days of Heaven” is one of my favorite films of all time. But his recent films, from “Tree of Life” to “Knight of Cups” and “To the Wonder” have been incredibly self-indulgent, sleep-inducing, and money losers. Plus, Malick hides from the public, refuses to do publicity, doesn’t do interviews or come to premieres. I’ll say this: that FS chiefs Nancy Utley and Steve Gilula still show faith in him is to their credit. They love good films and auteurs.

But will that love keep them alive in Disney’s world of blockbusters? The pair does have a really terrific comedy in Armando Iannucci’s “Personal History of David Copperfield.” It won’t be released for a few months, but when it does– I sure hope it gets Disney-esque treatment. That’s a film that will turn them around, and fast.

 

“Joker” Sets October Box Office Record, Also 4th Highest R Rated Movie Ever, But Falls Short of $100 Mil Goal

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Warner Bros. can breathe some big sighs of relief. “Joker” has broken the record for October movie openings with $93.5 million. No one got hurt. It’s the fourth highest opening weekend for an R rated movie.

But “Joker” falls short of the $100 million it was hyped to achieve. Big deal. After a season of tough showings including “The Goldfinch,” Todd Phillips’ film is a ripping success. Joaquin Phoenix is guaranteed an Oscar nomination.

It’s not easy getting to $100 million. Look at “Hustlers,” which will arrive there later this week but not as fast as one might have thought a month ago.

Meanwhile, “Downton Abbey” has hit $73 million, still has a lot of life to it, and has shown that the audience is there for smart, adult movies and movies derived from higher end TV shows. Jon Hamm said No to a “Mad Men” movie, but plenty of other TV shows’ creators are probably scrambling to figure out a big screen revival.

Thank You, Ginger Baker: Cream Drummer Dies At Age 80, Haunted Our Dreams from “Sunshine of Your Love” to Even “Band on the Run”

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Ginger Baker, who died today at age 80, has a long, important resume. But it’s his work with Cream that has haunted me since the age of 12. “Sunshine of Your Love,” “Badge,” there’s nothing else like those magnificent drums. His work lives in the soul, and now it outlives him. Rest in peace.