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MTV Movie Awards: JLo Wins Best Song, Olivia Rodrigo Beats the Beatles, and Laughter is Heard Everywhere

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The MTV Movie and Video Awards are being given. And it’s a competition between initials shortening phrases — JLO just beat a bunch of actually qualified people for Song of the Year. LOL. JLO, LOL.

Lopez beat — are you ready — “We Dont Talk About Bruno,”: the Jennifer Hudson song from “Respect,” Dominic Fike’s song from “Euphoria,” and Ariana Grande’s “Just Look Up” from “Don’t Look Up.”

What did she win with? Her song from a movie no one remembers already, called “Marry Me.” Know it? I didn’t think.

But it turns out MTV is giving JLO something called the Generation Award. So they couldn’t let her lose the only music award of the evening, even if it was preposterous.

No one is watching this show, as you might guess. And no one should. This is why awards shows no longer matter to the TV audience. They’ve been utterly devalued by these promotional trade offs with celebrities. The MTV Awards are no different than the People’s Choice. And how can a viewer or fan know the difference between this knock off kind of awards show and something semi-serious, like Grammys, Oscars, Emmys, Tony’s?

PS An infomercial documentary about Olivia Rodrigo just beat the Beatles “Get Back” project by Peter Jackson. I am howling.

Morbius No More: Movie Audience Sends Message to Sony Pictures As Re-release Flops

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The movie audience has spoken. They’ve sent a message to Sony Pictures: Please, no more “Morbius.”

For some reason, Sony put the failed Marvel adventure back into 1,000 theaters this weekend after it had trickled down to just 83.

The result was a $300,000 weekend, meaning Sony made half of that. Very people went to see the already well-played film. On Friday and Sunday, the average per theater was $82. It was a little better on Saturday, with $125.

But the experiment was a waste of time. It also engendered a lot of ribbing on social media. As I told you Saturday, even the movie’s star, Jared Leto, mocked the idea of a sequel.

“Morbius,” a spin off from the Spider Man universe, will likely get cut back down size this Friday before ending its unheralded run just south of $74 million.

Mariah Carey Sued Over “Christmas” Song: Read Her History of Paying Settlements for Songs She “Wrote”

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Mariah Carey is being sued for allegedly picking off “All I Want for Christmas” from another songwriter. Does he have a case? Maybe not. But in the past, Mariah settled these kinds of suits left and right.

It’s ironic that the suit comes a week before she’s inducted into the Songwriters Hall of Fame.; Mariah has never written a song by herself. She owes all of her catalog to collaborators who are not in the SHOF, from the “Christmas” writer Walter Afanasieff to Ben Margulies, who wrote “Vision of Love” and the other seminal hits from her first album.

I wrote a feature about Mariah’s legal issues with songwriters for “Spin” 20 years ago. The magazine was terrified and cut it to pieces. But the bones were still there. I was in the weeds of the LA Superior Court files and dug out all the details. One of Mariah’s minions even sent someone to see a songwriter while wearing a “wire” and recording the guy. The tape wound up in the evidence.

Here’s a story I wrote back in 2004 recapping this whole mess.

A California appeals court has done the one thing Carey must fear most in life, aside from having to do business with Tommy Mottola again: It’s reinstated a dismissed case and given two songwriters who claim Carey plagiarized them a chance to go ahead with their case.

The song in question is “Thank God I Found You,” a No. 1 hit Mariah had in 1999 with the group Xscape singing back up and Jermaine Dupri credited as producer.

Songwriter Seth Swirsky — who’s got 30 gold and platinum records and is married to the head of EMI Music Publishing — says that “Thank God” is in fact a re-doing of “Just One of Those Love Songs,” a track he and Warryn Campbell wrote for Xscape.

A chain exists linking Dupri and Xscape (featuring regular Carey back-up singer Kandi Burruss) to Carey. But more interestingly, Swirsky — who is also well-known as a writer of baseball books — may have the smoking gun.

When he first discovered that he’d been ripped off, he called the studio where Carey recorded the song, and requested a copy of the work tape that was used when Carey was composing with producers Jimmy Jam Harris and Terry Lewis.

“You can hear Mariah saying to them, I have a tune stuck in my head,” Swirsky told me yesterday. “They don’t know, they’re just writing down what she says.”

Work tapes and notebooks of writing sessions have haunted Carey in other plagiarism cases, of which there have been plenty over the years.

One contentious, unresolved case — morally, if not legally — involved the song “Hero.” Christopher Selletti, a limo driver, claimed that he wrote the lyrics as a poem, then handed them to his passenger, R&B legend Sly Stone, who in turn passed them to Carey.

Selletti was overpowered by Carey’s lawyers at every turn through an arduous process, and the case was dismissed over and over by federal judge Denny Chin.

Nevertheless, questions linger, since Carey’s defense was that she was commissioned to write the song as the theme for a Dustin Hoffman movie of the same name. But the movie “Hero” was released six weeks before Carey’s workbook says she wrote the song.

Carey also got into trouble with a song she called “Can’t Let Go.” Writers Sharon Taber and Ron Gonzalez said it was their song, “Right Before My Eyes.” Carey paid out $1 million to them in a settlement stipulating that no plagiarism ever took place.

On the work tape for that song, Carey tells collaborator Walter Afanasieff: “It’s too much like our other song. … What was the section from the George Michael thing?” At another point: “You know what doing it this, this way that I was thinking is more like a Janet Jackson thing where it’s like … not that I want to be like her. …”

Before she spent the $1 million to make the Taber-Gonzalez case go away, Carey sent then-manager Randy Hoffman, partner of her then-husband Tommy Mottola, to see back-up singer Billy T. Scott, who had evidently played “Right Before My Eyes” for her.

Hoffman went in with a wire and recording device, hoping to get Scott to contradict himself. The tape transcript wound up in the public court record, and I got to hear it a few years ago.

“Your actions speak louder than words,” Scott — who was also offered his own gospel album by Sony, according to sources — told an unsuccessful Hoffman at one point. “They always have.”

Carey has several other blots on her record in the songwriting department, including lifting the music from Maurice White’s famous hit by the Emotions, called “Best of My Love,” and re-recording it without his permission or knowledge as “Emotions.” White called his lawyers, who secured a hefty payment.

“Sampling is one thing,” White said, “but she took the whole song.”

Carey and company paid roughly half a million dollars to Detroit songwriter Kevin McCord; a musicologist had testified that “Make It Happen,” which was credited to Carey and C&C Music Factory, had heavily borrowed from McCord’s song, “I Want to Thank You,” which had been a minor hit for Alicia Myers some years earlier — albeit recorded in a different key.

But Mariah has quite possibly met her match in Seth Swirsky, who says, “I don’t consider her a bona fide songwriter.” Unlike the writers in these other cases, he has the resources and the resumé to keep fighting for his rights.

“I’m trying to defend one of my children,” he says.

Again, unlike in the other cases, Swirsky’s other “children” are famous, including “Tell It to My Heart” for Taylor Dayne, and “Love Is a Beautiful Thing” for Al Green — currently heard in an Almay commercial.

He’s had songs recorded by Celine Dion, Rufus Wainwright, Smokey Robinson and Air Supply. His own new album, “Instant Pleasure,” full of Beatlesque pop songs, can be heard at www.sethsroom.com.

“Top Gun: Maverick” Made $86 Million Since Friday, Will Hit $300 Million on Monday

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Since there’s not much in theaters to see, and the audience passed on surgery as the new sex, the news this morning is not a surprise.

“Top Gun: Maverick” made an astonishing $86 million in its second weekend, finishing today at $291 million. Tomorrow it will cross $300 million.

On Friday this thing crossed the $200 million mark! It actually picked up steam!

Most blockbusters in their second weekend fall around 50%. This one declined by only 32%.

What’s going on? When I was in a theater last weekend for “Downton Abbey,” a young woman told me she’d already seen “Maverick” four times. Four times! She could have been reading Proust, or going to an opera, or studying Greek. Instead, she was watching Tom Cruise and co, fly around attacking an unknown enemy and possibly starting World War III! Amazing!

Paramount execs must be drinking all weekend and having wild parties. Several years of silence, except for “A Quiet Place,” have turned up the noize! With a z!

Box Office: “Crimes” Don’t Pay as Neon’s Body Horror Cronenberg Revival Makes Just $1.1 Mil

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The publicists at Neon and Cinetic did everything they could to keep me away from “Crimes of the Future.” I’m grateful to them now!

The David Cronenberg body horror surgery fest fetched just $1.1 million over four days. No one wanted to see it, and no one did. I think we’re all the better for it, too. Many people walked out in Cannes, and then walked out again here in the 773 theaters where it played here.

Cronenberg is a very fine filmmaker with two disparate personalities. One of them loves this unwatchable (for some) horror, the other made movies like “Eastern Promises” and “A History of Violence,” his best work. For film freaks, the horror genre works as something ironic. For people who just want to be entertained for two hours, “disgusting” is not welcome on the menu.

So “Crimes” is a write off for Neon. Maybe it will come in my Oscars DVD package in the winter. That way at last I can fast forward through the really grotesque stuff.

(Watch) Queen Elizabeth II Appears in a Jubilee Video with Paddington Bear

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Queen Elizabeth looks pretty damn good for 96 years old. She appeared in a video tonight shown in Britain with Paddington Bear. It was much easier than attending a rock concert, which was going on her front yard with Elton John, Diana Ross, Rod Stewart, Alicia Keys and others.

Rue Britannia!

Stranger Things Have Happened: UK Music Genius Kate Bush Has a Number 1 Hit After 37 Years of Obscurity

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For the last 37, actually, 40 plus, years UK music artist Kate Bush, who many have considered brilliant and has a cult following, has remained in obscurity.

Her only hit, back in 1985, was “Running Up That Hill.” And when I say hit, I mean, some people liked it and it was played on FM radio. It didn’t sell more than a few copies.

But now, “Stranger Things” has happened. Bush has received an unexpected gift from the producers of Netflix’s hit series. In episode one of Season 4, the main character, Eleven, played by Millie Bobby Brown, is bullied in school. “Running” starts playing, and plays through to the end, as her theme song.

The result is startling. “Running” has rocketed to the top of every chart. It’s number 1 on iTunes, and the most streamed song on Spotify. On every Spotify chart. The album it comes from, Bush’s “Hounds of Love,” has hit the top 20 as well on all these charts, where it’s battling with Harry Styles and the “Top Gun” soundtrack.

Bush’s fans always knew she was ahead of her time. And now it’s been proven. For the “Stranger Things” music supervisors, who are using music from the early 80s, “Running” was inspired choice. I’ll bet we’ll be seeing Kate Bush on American TV pretty soon– seems a no brainer for Jimmy Fallon or Stephen Colbert.

And you know what? It’s a great song. Bush is a little like the British Patti Smith. She should have been acknowledged 35 years ago. At least she’s getting her due now.

Box Office UPDATE: Very Low Opening Numbers for “Crimes of the Future” and Seemingly Few Ticket Sales Either

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UPDATE SAT EVENING: Variety is saying “Crimes” made $490K over Thursday and Friday. That would mean a $1 million opening weekend. Stay tuned…

SAT MORNING: Surgery is the new sex! Have a few ears added to your face!

Apparently, the movie theater audience does not agree, and is too squeamish to find out watching David Cronenberg’s “Crimes of the Future.”

The reportedly gory “body horror” movie is not selling tickets. Just a cursory look through Fandango shows almost no advance tickets purchased anywhere. I used Miami as a ground zero where there are no tickets sold for tonight so far at any of their theaters.

Neon, the small distributor which had a stroke of luck with “Parasite” and some success with “Titane,” a foreign language horror film of sorts, did not report box office numbers for Thursday or for last night. They may not have any to report even though “Crimes” is in 900 theaters. If they are 900 empty theaters, however, the new surgery might be excising “Crimes” earlier than expected.

Box Office: Sony Puts Dead “Morbius” Back in Theaters, Makes $82 Per Screen, Star Jared Leto Mocks a Sequel

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Here’s a Hollywood headscratcher.

For some reason, Sony put “Morbius” back in theaters last night. They went up to 1,037 screens from 83. This was after 64 days in release that produced an anemic $73 million.

And the result? They made $82 per theater last night for a grand total of $85,000. Well, half of that went to the theaters, so they really made $42,500.

What happened? You can only ponder that Marvel insisted on it because this was a rare failure for their universe. But still…

And then, to make matters worse, star Jared Leto posted a video mocking the idea of a sequel. He’s thumbing a screenplay for “Morbius 2: More Morbin’.” And underneath plays the music from “Curb Your Enthusiasm.” It’s written by a Dr. Seuss character, Bartholomew Cubbins. Genius.

Box Office Bust for David Cronenberg’s “Crimes of the Future”: Better as a Board Game Than a Movie?

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Things must have gone pretty badly for David Cronenberg’s surgical horror film, “Crimes of the Future” last night. Neon didn’t release numbers for preview showings. A cursory look yesterday afternoon showed few tickets purchased.

“Crimes” has been rushed into theaters from its Cannes premiere. Neon sort of skirted the press, doing their best to avoid too much advance notice because the film is evidently gory and very unpleasant. Cronenberg’s best films, I always thought were “Eastern Promises” and “A History of Violence.” The other ones are for those who have a lot of courage. I can still remember years ago ducking in the theater during “Dead Ringers.”

In Cannes, “Crimes” boasted walk outs in the press screening and premiere. There are already indications of that on social media from last night.

Meantime, I guess Neon sent around a promotional game that parodies “Operation” with their logo on it. Maybe “Crimes” makes for a better board game.

PS Neon has last night’s numbers. Their three other films were reported for a total of less than $10,000.

Watch the trailer but I warn you, it’s not easy. “Surgery is the new sex” is the line of the summer!