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John Travolta-Bruce Willis D Movie “Paradise City” Starts with a Zero on Rotten Tomatoes, Not Going to Movie Theaters

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Not a shock: John Travolta and Bruce Willis’s D movie, “Paradise City,” is a bust.

So far three critics have posted to Rotten Tomatoes with “rotten” reviews. That gives “Paradise City” a zero.

The NY Times’s Glenn Kenny writes: “[It] sounds like one of those fake movies joked about on “Seinfeld” or “30 Rock.” And yet “Paradise City” is a reality of sorts, albeit an uncomfortable reality.”

Willis, of course, can’t actually speak and has been exploited by his family and business associates to keep making these pieces of trash. Travolta hasn’t made a decent movie in years– maybe decades — and can’t, apparently.

“Paradise City” is not going to movie theatres. It’s streaming tomorrow on some platforms, seems like for $14.99. LOL.

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Madonna’s Daughter Lola Lourdes Leon Drops Soundalike Single with Offensive Title

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The music you never wanted or needed is here.

Lola Lourdes Leon, Madonna’s oldest child, has released a single from her new EP. The new song is offensively titled “Cuntradiction.” It sounds like sludge sung by a younger version of Madonna. Lola’s stage name is Lolahol.

Poor Lourdes. We always thought she was the smart one. But now it seems she’s been launched as new-Madonna with videos featuring a lot of slithering and controversial songs. She doesn’t realize Madonna more or less earned the right to do those these things after winning over a pop audience with songs like Lucky Star, Holiday, and Like a Virgin.

This is not going to work. The songs are all electronic and sound very similar to each other. One of them has a male lead singer, and Lola is featured on her own track.

What Will Happen with Kanye’s StemPlayer? Computing Company Preparing Launch of New Product, Unclear if Rapper is Involved

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What’s happening with Kanye West’s Stem Player?

Last week I reported that West didn’t actually own the trademark for Stem Player from UK company Kano Computing. They do. Now Alex Klein from that company has Tweeted (see below) that a Stem Player 2 is coming. It probably won’t be with Kanye’s music inside it.

The Stem Player is a sound device that was unveiled last year. When it came out it cost $200 and contained West’s album, “Donda 2.” It was the only way the album was available, so few people heard it or bought it.

The music may have just been licensed to Kano, which owns the rights to the player. It’s unclear if Kano is still in business with West, but as I reported previously they seem to have declared independence from him on social media.

Also, Stem Player instructions also include the way to delete “Donda 2” from the Player so it can be used for other things.

Klein writes on Twitter today: “STEM2 will have a completely unique way of discovering music based on where you are and who you’re with”

No one from Kano has ever returned an email or phone call. It’s highly unlikely that Kano is continuing with West since its founder, Alex Klein, is Jewish, and so are several other executives with the company.

Kano’s main business, by the way, is not selling pop albums. It’s making computers and devices for schools.

CNN Clobbered By MSNBC in Election Ratings: Insider Says “You can’t imagine the level of awfulness here”

CNN, once the source of all news for smart-minded people, is in a free fall.

Last night the once formidable news network was clobbed by MSNBC in the ratings for election coverage. MSNBC averaged 3.2 million viewers all night to CNN’s 2.2 million. (CNN notes that they had higher numbers in the key demo than MSNBC.)

CNN has been undergoing chaos for months since David Zalsav’s Discovery Networks bought what was left of Warner Media from AT&T. Zaslav put CBS’s Chris Licht in charge and walked away. They said that CNN would become more mainstream news rather than a liberal opponent to Fox News’s “We make it up so it sounds good.”

This week there were many reports of unhappiness at the network. Then came last night, when for the first time Wolf Blitzer didn’t anchor the election reports. Instead it was Jake Tapper, who lately has been under fire for seeming to capitulate to the Zaslav/Licht mindset that the far right should have a place the CNN table.

In the process, there has been upheaval. Don Lemon was moved from 10pm to the morning show. John Berman, so good in the morning, was sent into outer space. John Harwood, the White House correspondent, was ousted. There have been sizable layoffs across the board. Recently, CNN announced that they were ending all original non fiction programmed like Stanley Tucci’s Italy series. All the award winning, popular documentaries were over.

Licht, I’m told, is criticized for not actually taking control of the CNN newsroom or its broadcasts. He’s left it underlings and stays removed on an upper floor in Hudson Yards at the new Warner Discovery/CNN headquarters.

“No one seems to be in charge” I was told. A Discovery exec named Gunnar Wiedenfels has picked up the slack, someone who has no history of dealing with network news. Michael Bass, who was Zucker’s number two and stuck around, “is not capable of doing the job.”

Which brings us, in part, to the network’s defeat at the hands of MSNBC. While CNN’s mission to become some sort of straight-ahead network has been blunted, MSNBC — with Rachel Maddow and others clearly anti-Trump and pro-truth — sailed ahead. Something tells me this is only the beginning of the end.

First Promo for Dave Chappelle Hosting “SNL” Strangely Devoid of Nearly All Cast Members

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How excited is the cast of “SNL” about Dave Chappelle hosting this weekend?

Not a lot, I’d say.

The first promo for Chappelle’s appearance came on Monday and it was just clips. The second one just dropped and it’s mostly Chappelle with a little bit of Kenan Thompson– wearing a gigantic cross — at the end.

There’s no sign of this week’s musical guests — Black Star — or any of the cast. Usually we’d see Cecily Strong or someone — what about Ego Nwodim? — Alas, no one.

Chappelle is a controversial figure in any situation. But following the elections this week, which beg a sketch about Herschel Walker, who knows what’s going on?

PS Heidi Gardner, who should be at work on Thursday night, tomorrow night, is on stage at New York’s 92nd St Y interviewing former cast member Melissa Villasenor. That may be the hottest ticket of the week.

Bruce Springsteen Will Takeover Jimmy Fallon Show Four Dates in November to Promote R&B Album

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Bruce Springsteen will take over Jimmy Fallon’s Tonight for four dates to promote his new album, “Only the Strong Survive.”

Springsteen will appear on the show November 14, 15, 16 and 24th.

This is a huge get for Fallon, and great for Bruce, who wants to sell copies of the album on which he covers a bunch of R&B classics. The album drops this Friday.

The songs covered include Motown hits, two from Jerry Butler, as well as a terrific Dobie Gray record called “Soul Days” by Dobie Gray, featuring R&B legend Sam Moore. (Maybe we’ll see Moore on Fallon, too!)

Can’t wait to see Bruce with Jimmy! And get the album when it hits on Friday.

Is Kevin Costner Leaving “Yellowstone”? He Didn’t Attend NY Premiere, Reports Say He’s Not in Many Scenes of New Episodes

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Is Kevin Costner getting ready to exit “Yellowstone”? I wouldn’t be surprised.

Costner didn’t attend the show’s big premiere last week in New York. Reports and reviews of the first episodes of season 5 — coming this Sunday — say he’s not in many scenes. His character, John Dutton, is now the governor of Montana. (LOL.)

Costner is shooting his new movie, “Horizon,” a western, his first directing job in years. The Oscar winner (Dances with Wolves) may feel he’s done his time on TV (he was also in The Hatfields and the McCoys) and is ready to get back to movies. Also, it’s kind of interesting that Paramount is not the studio making “Horizon.” I thought that they’d want to be in business with him for a long time. But he made his deal with Warner’s New Line Cinema.

Will “Yellowstone” ratings be big on Sunday? Hard to say. Season 4 was incredibly popular. When it finished airing. all the “Yellowstone” seasons became top of the chart bestsellers on DVD and streaming. Interesting news: with the show coming back, none of the first four season is charting now. Costner may smell something in the air.

Election Results: NY Post’s Constant Push Against Kathy Hochul Fails, Fetterman Triumphs, Colorado Is Blue, But Ohio Elects Hillbilly

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Most of the election news is very good, as you’re reading everywhere.

I am particularly thrilled that Kathy Hochul soundly defeated Long Island nut Lee Zeldin. He represents the worst of backward thinking Suffolk County which is a lot like Ohio, which did elected an actual hillbilly– JD Vance — to the senate for no reason except they could. Vance wrote a memoir called “Hillbilly Elegy.” I’m sure everyone involved in publishing that book and making that movie regrets it.

Hochul has proven so far to be an excellent governor following the Andrew Cuomo exit. Now she must live up to the hype. I think she will. Her election is a repudiation of Rupert Murdoch and the NY Post, which hammered her every day trying to elect Zeldin. Nice to know, no one took the Post or Michael Goodwin seriously. Also re-elected, Senator Chuck Schumer. New York remains all blue.

In Pennsylvania, John Fetterman defeated quacky Dr. Oz who was a carpetbagger and didn’t even live in the state. I’d like to say we’re rid of Dr. Oz, but I’m sure he will be back on TV by next fall. Oprah has wiped her hands of him, but one of the conservative companies — Sinclair, likely — will resettle him sooner than we’d like.

Colorado is blue, Sen Warnock looks like he’s won in Georgia (even if he needs a run off), and the totally crazy Lauren Boebert seems to be voted out of office. In Connecticut, Governor Lamott won, and the new governor of Massachusetts is a lesbian. In Michigan, Governor Wittmer was re-elected after crazy people there tried to kidnap her.

What did this election show? The consensus seems to be that Election Deniers were mostly denied. Texas and Florida are mostly write offs, but time will tell what happens to their officials (there are always recalls, impeachments). Things could be a lot worse.

NY PR Legend Bobby Zarem Gets a Hilarious, Touching Send Off with Stars, Media Pals from All Over

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He loved New York. Bobby Zarem died in September 2021 so on Monday night his famous friends celebrated him at Michael’s restaurant in midtown Manhattan.

“Downton Abbey” star Elizabeth McGovern and her director husband Simon Curtis (“My Week with Marilyn”) came right over after landing from their London flight. Broadway star Melissa Errico and husband Patrick McEnroe, super model Christy Turlington, “Knots Landing” star Michele Lee, Linda Janklow (her late husband was legendary literary agent Mort Janklow) were among the celebrity guests.

The evening was organized by “Harry Potter” Broadway producer Colin Callender and his wife, Elizabeth, playwright Bill Augustin, former gossip columnists Joanna Molloy and George Rush, producer/casting director Bonnie Timmerman, mega Hollywood manager Jason Weinberg, Lisa Kaminsky, and producer Jon Furay among others. NY Times editor Peter Khoury was in the house, along with Broadway producer Judy Gordon, former Forbes exec Monie Begley, Jill Brooke of FlowerPowerDaily.com, Kim Garfunkel, publicist Lauren London, Ann Jones, Patti D’Arbanville, and NY Daily News gossip Richard Johnson. Whew!

There were a lot of laughs as one by one guests reminisced about Bobby’s famous friends (like Jack Nicholson, Al Pacino) and enemies (many), his love of theater, how he spent most late nights at Elaine’s, creating the Savannah Film Festival, and the landmark “I Love New York” ad campaign that brought New York back to life in the 1980s. Alec Baldwin sent a message to be read.

Bobby would reveled in the attention. In the his day, it was very exciting to receive one of his invitations to a book party at Elaine’s or dinners around town that Elaine didn’t know about. I owe Bobby a lot. In 1999 he invited me to a party for Mama’s & Papa’s singer Michelle Phillips (who sent beautiful flowers to the Michael’s event) at the China Club. I wound up meeting lifelong friends Chris Hegedus and DA Pennebaker. He networked the whole city, and his absence leaves a hole in our lives.

Ratings: “SNL” with Amy Schumer Rises Slightly, “White Lotus” Gets Darker, Goes Up 2%

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Over the weekend, the ratings clock was ticking away.

Amy Schumer hosted a pretty good episode of “SNL.” The ratings rose to 4.3 million, most viewers so far this season. Steve Lacy was a straightforward musical guest, although he cannot sing on key. (No one cares anymore.)

Schumer was very funny, and got the show off to a good start. Maybe “SNL” will pick up steam now, I know a lot of people are “steamed” about Dave Chappelle as this week’s host. We’ll see how he does.

My favorite thing from Saturday night: the filmed piece about COVID. I laughed out loud.

More ratings news: “White Lotus” — HBO says ratings are up 2% from the first week. On the HBO channel the show had 421,000 viewers. The means another 2 million, by HBO’s count, watched on HBO Max or some other way. Well, we will never know.

The show is getting darker. This week, a lot happens, it’s all sex sex sex so that should drive up the numbers. The following week some really crazy stuff occurs and is said. Creator Mike White is going back to his “Chuck and Buck” roots. Brace yourselves.