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Bruce Willis Made About 35 “D” Movies Over the Decade Leading Up To Dementia Announcement, One More is Coming

In the decade leading up to the announcement that he has dementia, Bruce Willis made around 35 “D” movies. The “D” does not stand for dementia, it’s for denigrating the earlier part of his career which included “Moonlighting,” “Die Hard,” and “The Sixth Sense,”

Every one of these “D” movies was a colossal embarrassment in which the previously agile, glib, athletic Willis spoke a few words, brandished a gun, and played second or third fiddle to D list actors.

There are few I didn’t count, like “Motherless Brooklyn” and “Glass,” in which name actors and directors covered for him. They were bad movies anyway, and Bruce’s name and likeness were just as exploited in them as they had been in other really dreadful releases.

Many toward the end were just released to video on demand, or in countries or on planets no one ever heard of. The last of these, called “Assassins,” is set for some kind of launch on March 30th, next week. And that, presumably, is the end of a long period in which Bruce Willis was exploited for some financial gain. Not one of them will be remembered.

Bruce’s illness– dementia– was evident at least since 2015, but was admitted to just a month ago. It sounded like a surprise but the statement was offered on the website for the Association for Frontotemporal Degeneration. Willis’s wife, Emma, who has no doubt suffered for the last few years seeing her husband’s condition deteriorate, is now holding live Instagram broadcasts with specialists in the field to bring attention to this insidious condition. You could of course wonder why this took so long, and why 37 films were made while Willis appeared in more and more diminished capacity. But we may never have that answer.

At least the D movie era is over. And Bruce is getting substantial care and attention. Everything is a learning process.

Box Office: Keanu Reeves’ John Wick 4 Biggest of Series So Far with $9 Mil Preview Night

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Keanu Reeves is top of the box office in a movie you may never see. But his “John Wick” series is burning the candle at both ends!

“John Wick” is an action series. The third one — yes, there were three– had a preview night four years ago that made $5.9 million.

Last night, number 4 took in $9 million. Nine. Million. Dollars. This movie could have a $60 million weekend. God bless.

You’ve never seen a John Wick movie? Keanu plays John Wick, a retired hit man, good guy who used to kill people for a living. In the original, his wife died, he was crying over a puppy. Then his enemies killed the puppy, which drew John Wick back into the mercenary world.

Chad Stahelski, who has no Oscars but presumably lives in a very mansion (or two) directed this series written by Dean Kolstad. Lions Gate distributes the films now that Summit Entertainment is no more. This chapter has a 95 on Rotten Tomatoes. Ninety five! Everyone who saw it loved it! The audience does, too!

This chapter features the final appearance of actor Lance Reddick, who died last very tragically at age 60 while he was promoting the film. Donnie Yen, Laurence Fishburne, and a Skarsgard — this one is Bill — are featured. There are car chases, explosions, and a lot of killings. And Keanu Reeves, the kid from “Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure,” looks cool.

Not in this movie: hot dog fingers, Lydia Tar, Sammy Fabelman’s trains, or Tom Hanks with an accent.

Broadway: Andrew Lloyd Webber Faces Rare Financial and Criticial Bomb as “Bad Cinderella” Musical Decimated

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Sir Andrew Lloyd Webber has had hit after hit with “Phantom of the Opera,” “Cats,” “Evita,” and other musicals that have been incredibly popular despite dreadful reviews.

But with “Bad Cinderella,” his 13th musical, ALW may have met his Waterloo. The new musical opened last night in New York to howls of horrors, the worst reviews of Lloyd-Webber’s career. Ten out of thirteen reviewers panned it on the website DidTheyLikeIt.com including the New York Times. Only review was considered positive.

In the four weeks “Bad Cinderella” has been in previews, the box office has not been very good. The average take has been around $650,000. With scathing reviews, it wouldn’t seem possible to stay open much longer.

“Bad Cinderella” originally played in London as just “Cinderella.” It received scathing reviews there. Lloyd-Webber shut it down in 2021 without much notice, bringing on tons of criticism about how he handled it. He said he regretted the show completely. Then this reconfigured version of it with a new cast was announced for Broadway.

Meanwhile, “Phantom” is getting ready to end its 30 year Broadway run. The show is selling out as hardcore fans, many of whom may not understand English, bid it goodbye.

It’s a bitter moment for the incredibly successful writer of songs like “Memory” and “Don’t Cry for Me Argentina.” He turned 75 this week but had to miss the New York opening “Bad Cinderella” as his eldest son, Nick, 43, is in hospice in London diagnosed with stomach cancer and pneumonia.

Hotel Rwanda Hero to Be Freed at Last: Civil Rights Activist Paul Rusesabagina Had Been Detained By Rwanda, Imprisoned and Tortured

Paul Rusesabagina was the real life star of Terry George’s movie, “Hotel Rwanda,” in 2004. Played by Don Cheadle in the Oscar nominated movie, Rusesabagina saved more than 1000 Hutus and Tutsis during during his country’s 1994 genocide.

Rusesabagina remained an outspoken critic of Rwanda’s president after he left the country and became a US citizen. The movie made him a world wide hero. But in 2020, a flight he thought was taking him to Dubai was diverted to Rwanda and he was taken prison and arrested by Rwanda officials on trumped up charges.

Now many outlets including Semafor.com, a new site, report that Rusesabagina and 20 other activists will be released on Saturday.

According to Wikipedia: “On 20 September 2021, he was convicted on terrorism charges and sentenced to 25 years in prison. The UN Working Group on Arbitrary Detention rendered their opinion on 18 March 2022 that Rusesabagina had been illegally kidnapped, tortured, and sentenced after an unfair trial. The Working Group further found that Rusesabagina has been targeted by the Government on account of his work as a human rights defender, because of his criticism of the Government on a broad range of issues.”

The deal to release the civil rights activist was brokered by the United States and Dubai.

Miley Cyrus’s “Flowers” Start to Wilt with No Second Single “Endless Summer Vacation” May Be Over

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Back in January, Miley Cyrus dropped her first record with Sony-Columbia. It was an out of the box hit, going to number 1 that night– January 12th– and staying in the top 5 ever since.

But “Flowers” has pretty much saturated radio and streaming, everyone knows it, and there are dozens of cover of it on YouTube.

So where’s the second single?

The album, “Endless Summer Vacation,” came two weeks ago and really needed a new push with a new single. Certainly there are plenty of choices. But so far, nothing’s happened. And now the Vacation is possibly ending. After selling 384,000 copies according to Luminate, “Vacation” is beginning to fade on the charts.

What’s even a little worrisome is that none of those other tracks from “Vacation” are on the Spotify streaming chart. Only “Flowers” hangs in there. The best possibility is “River,” an upbeat dance number that sounds like it was borrowed from “You Spin Me Round.” But why not work “Jaded” or “You” or one of the others? No one’s getting any younger here.

Post-Oscars: Most Watched Movie at Home Among Nominees Is Not “Everything Everywhere All at Once”

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The Oscars are well behind us in the rearview mirror. All the movies nominated for Best Picture are available via streaming, cable, DVD, video on demand, etc.

So which of the nominees is the most viewed at home? According to Digital Entertainment Network, it’s not the winner, “Everything Everywhere All at Once.”

No. The most watched at home movie of all the Oscar players is Steven Spielberg’s “The Fabelmans.” It’s number 2 on the chart this week behind “Puss N Boots.”

The third most watched film is “The Whale.”

And “EEAAO”? It’s number 7, behind “A Man Called Otto,” “Top Gun Maverick,” and “Wakanda Forever.”

Further down the list in the top 20 are “Tar,” “Women Talking,” and “Elvis.”

Am I surprised? No. For one thing, “EEAAO” has made $70 million at the box office. Whoever wanted to see it has done so. It’s also on Showtime night and day, where no matter how many times I’ve waded into it, I’ve skipped to the end each time.

Box Office: “Shazam 2” Tanks Mid Week After Lackluster First Weekend, Points to Toward Huge Loss for Warner Bros.

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“Shazam 2” has somehow provoked the actual Fury of the Gods.

The Zachary Levi led super hero movie sequel had a lackluster weekend. But the mid week numbers are worse.

On Monday, “Shazam 2” fell 77% from Sunday, the biggest dip of any movie in the top 10. On Tuesday, a day when people try to get to movies they missed over the weekend, “Shazam 2” rose 42%, a low increase.

Wednesday, however, crushed the hope that “Shazam 2” was getting good word of mouth. Receipts fell the same 42%, wiping out gains and the aforementioned help. This film is cooked. With a $125 budget (which is always lower than the real numbers), “Shazam 2” would need $250 million to break even, and another $75 million to turn a profit. This is not going to happen.

So what did happen? Was it Levi’s weird and off putting social media? Was it the new Warner’s-DC Comics brass just not caring about “Shazam 2” as they go on to build a new brand? Levi now is blaming the marketing. Well, something went very wrong. Could it be fans are just tired of these super hero movies?

We will know soon when “The Flash” finally shows up in June.

Succession Returns For Finale Season: Sit Down, Have a Drink or Two, It’s Intense as Ever

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“Succession,” as you may know, is back for a fourth and final season. Why is this the end? It could be a money thing with HBO and the actors, I don’t know. But watching the first episode of Season 4, all you can think is how can we all put ourselves through this again? How can Jesse Armstrong, who writes it?

So where are we now? The Roy kids are pitted against Logan, their father, in a bidding war. Cherry Jones, who plays Logan’s rival, Nan Pierce, is at the center of it. The Roy Kids, when we see them at first, are starting their own business, which would be swell. But then, of course, they see something Logan wants.

Everyone is vicious, even when they are tender. Shiv and Tom are always on the verge of something decisive. Cousin Greg, is well, an idiot. Kendall and Roman are rogue soldiers. They can go either way. Kendall remains vague and cerebral. Roman is a spewing machine.

The writing remains deeply textured to the point where you have to listen to it twice to pick up the nuances. I’m so relieved when there’s a moment in English, slowed down, where one person asks another what’s going on? Because there are always a couple of minutes when the dense dodging of emotions and expressiveness makes you want to reach for an Advil or a stiff Scotch, no rocks.

Things happen in this episode. We don’t walk out clean. New battle lines are drawn. Some futures may change. We may have seen a red herring swimming through a birthday party. I’ll say this: Cherry Jones is to be adored and appreciated. Between this and her turn in “Poker Face,” she has to get something from the Television Academy, not just flowers.

Watch on Sunday, we’ll come back and talk a little more on Tuesday, and get ready for Episode 2. Me? I’ve got to lie down. Now.

Rock: Blondie Founder Chris Stein Says He’s Dealing with Prostate Cancer: “I’m more fried than usual”

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Blondie founder Chris Stein is reporting new health issues but sounds upbeat.

He writes on Twitter: I’m yet again sorry to report that I won’t make it to our scheduled speaking engagements in the UK. This year I’ve been dealing with a prostate cancer diagnosis on top of my regular bullshit heart ailments. As a result I’m more fried than usual. I’m still working on various projects while spending a lot of time in sweatpants at home with my wife Barbara, kids and animals. Luckily this thing was caught early and I have access to great healthcare resources at NewYork-Presbyterian…I’ve done radiation and hormone treatment, PSA levels are under one, and I suspect the latter is why I’m more fatigued. Doctor says I should be ‘back to baseline’ soon enough and that the treatment is going according to plan….I’m thinking of all of you. Thanks so much for supporting xxx”

Stein is 73. He and Debbie Harry founded Blondie in 1974, becoming one of the first successful punk-New Wave bands along with the New York Dolls, Television, and the Ramones. But Blondie was sort of ‘it’– and they began having hits circa 1979 with “Heart of Glass.” They took off like a rocket and never looked back, becoming iconic for their sound and look.

Blondie is playing tonight and tomorrow night in Bogota, Columbia and has dates lined up this spring. Stein doesn’t say if he’s with them or how this affects his touring. But Godspeed– sending best wishes to one of the great geniuses of rock and roll!

Aaron Sorkin Tells NY Times He Had a Stroke, Paper Strangely Omits His Perilous History with Drug Addiction

I like Aaron Sorkin very much and admire his plays and movies. But still, today he tells the New York Times he had a stroke last November and they slough it off like it was the result of smoking, drinking, and eating red meat.

Alas, Sorkin had a vicious drug problem 20 years ago. It wasn’t a secret. He was in the newspaper constantly. He told TV Guide that he smoked crack cocaine daily while writing the 1995 movie “The American President.” He was treated for cocaine addiction in 1995. Sorkin was thought to have had success with rehab.

But that wasn’t the end of it: in 2001 he was arrested at Burbank Airport for possession of hallucinogenic mushrooms, marijuana, and crack cocaine. He pleaded guilty to a misdemeanor and two felony counts, and was allowed to enter a drug treatment program instead of serving prison time.

“You know how I got addicted to cocaine? I tried it,” Sorkin announced in a commencement address he delivered at his alma mater, Syracuse University, in 2012.

The good news is that Sorkin has been drug free for the last two decades, so he’s a success story, thank goodness. But it’s a little disingenuous not to mention all of this in light of Sorkin being told his blood pressure was so high “you should be dead.” He attributes the stroke — which included slurring of words and being unable to writing his own name — to heavy smoking. Um, New York Times science writers might have a different idea.

Anyway, Sorkin has written an updated version of “Camelot,” opening on Broadway April 13th. And again, thank goodness he changed his life two decades ago and was able to go to write such important creations as “The Social Network” and the update of “To Kill a Mockingbird.”