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“SNL”: Lorne Michaels Continues Cleaning House as Molly Kearney Exits Show

Lorne Michaels is cleaning house at “Saturday Night Live” in advance of the 50th season.

Molly Kearney has announced their exit, following Punkie Johnson. Both Molly and Punkie are talented but never quite caught on.

Is that the end or will Michaels continue revising? Part of this may be budgetary, too, as Maya Rudolph is joining the show as Kamala Harris. He’s already got his Trump with the amazing James Austin Johnson. But will “SNL” need more guest players to get through the election?

Stay tuned…

PS Lots of nice notes on the Insta from the other “SNL” players. Very cool!

Mariah Carey Revs Up for Holiday Tour Again After Selling Only Christmas Records All Year

All Mariah Carey wants for Christmas is sold out shows!

It isn’t easy these days for legacy artists. Records don’t sell anymore, so all the stars are on the road.

Now Mariah Carey is revving up again for a holiday tour this November and December. She has to: Christmas is the only time Carey makes any money.

So far in 2024, she’s sold 329,000 streaming equivalent units of songs. They were almost all of her song, “All I Want for Christmas” is You.” Only 10,000 were not. If it weren’t for the Christmas song, Mariah would be out of business.

Hence, the tour to promote the song sales. It starts November 6th in Highland, California and ends December 17th in Brooklyn. Then Carey can zoom off to Aspen for Christmas, cash in hand. It costs a lot to be a diva whose hit days are way in the back mirror. Ask Diana Ross. She’s still out there doing shows at age 80.

Has Trump Violated Gag Order? Truth Social Attacks Judge Merchan’s Daughter

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It was only yesterday that a NY Appeals court ruled that the gag order against Donald Trump remains in place.

Yet today an account on Truth Social attacked Loren Merchan, daughter of Judge Juan Merchan. Isn’t that a violation of the gag order? The order prohibits Trump from attacking anyone from the court, extending to the families of the judge, witnesses, etc.

The account, @akaproBOSS, is already a racist, hatemongering sewer. But for Trump to allow this post may cause problems that could be celebrated in court. And while Trump’s name isn’t on the account, it reads like something he okayed.

Justin Timberlake Drivers License Suspended in First Decision in Hamptons DUI Case

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Justin Timberlake will have to use Uber now. Or hire a driver.

Timberlake just had his drivers license suspended by a judge in the Hamptons. That’s because when Timberlake was arrested last month for DUI he refused to take a breathalyzer test.

Timberlake Zoomed in for the hearing because he’s on tour. He pleaded not guilty. His next hearing is next Friday.

It does seem like the judge, Justice Carl Irace of Sag Harbor Court, is going to make an example of Timberlake, who was driving on an empty street at midnight and didn’t get very far.

If the judge really doubles down here to make a point, he may ban Timberlake from having latte’s at the Golden Pear. Stay tuned.

The Empire Strikes Back: Variety Retaliates Against Deadline.com Over Coppola Kissing Scandal

It’s definitely civil war at Penske Media.

Now Variety has retaliated against sister site Deadline.com in the ongoing scandal of Francis Ford Coppola kissing extras.

Variety now has an extra on the record saying she was “in shock” when Coppola kissed her on the set of “Megalopolis.” Originally Variety had reported Coppola — and offered a video — of him doing such a thing during the movie shoot.

Then Deadline.com found an extra who was kissed and said it didn’t bother her.

The two publications are owned by Jay Penske, who’s cornered the market out west and even east, buying up Deadline, Variety, The Hollywood Reporter, Billboard, Rolling Stone, WWD, plus the Golden Globes, and Dick Clark Productions.

You’d think this would guarantee no public skirmishes among all these groups, but you’d be wrong!

It doesn’t help this is a slow summer, with few new movies or deals to report. These people have to write about something!

So click here for the new Variety story. And wait for Deadline to come back with something on this extra. I hope this poor woman doesn’t have any parking tickets!

Meantime, Coppola’s “Megalopolis” needed all this publicity since it’s been panned wherever it’s been shown. The three hour epic opens next month via Lions Gate.

Broadway: 4 Time Oscar Nominee Marsha Mason Assistant Directing Patti Lupone-Mia Farrow Play

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The Patti Lupone- Mia Farrow play coming to Broadway this month has some news.

Famed director Jack O’Brien, age 86, is getting a young, perky assistant director.

Marsha Mason, who’s only 82, will be helping O’Brien run the ship. Mason is a four time Oscar nominee with a long, stellar career on Broadway as an actress and a writer.

O’Brien has six Tony Awards, so he’s allowed to have an assistant at age 86! He’s one of the theater world’s living legends.

Performances begin August 29th. We can’t to watch these two legends — Lupone and Farrow — chew up the scenery.

DiCaprio New Movie Id’d as Another Paul Thomas Anderson Adaptation of Thomas Pynchon

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A few years ago the director Paul Thomas Anderson made a movie based on Thomas Pynchon’s “Inherent Vice.”

It was so long and incomprehensible we called it “Incoherent Vice.”

Now there are reports that PTA’s new movie is based on Pynchon’s novel, “Vineland.” Oscar winners Leonardo DiCaprio, Regina King, and Sean Penn star in it.

According to Jeff Sneider’s The Insneider newsletter, the new title is “The Battle of Baktan Cross.”

A website called Lostcoastoutpost.com has been reporting on filming in Humboldt, California since at least February. They reprinted a press release from February from the The Humboldt-Del Norte Film Commission detailing what had been going on.

It read in part:

“That’s a wrap! The feature film known as the BC Project wrapped [locally] yesterdayafter 11 days of filming on the redwood coast.

“They are still wrapping out of some of the locations and area in general, so you might still see a truck or two, but filming is now complete,” expressed Cassandra Hesseltine, the Humboldt-Del Norte Film Commissioner.

“The film commission was first notified by the location team for the studio feature film in April of 2019. “We are honored to have been on their radar for all these years and for the project to finally come to fruition,” stated Hesseltine. The location department is usually our first point of contact and the last one to leave town.”

Will “Baktan Cross” be three hours, like “Inherent Vice”? Will it make as little sense? The hope is that PTA, who’s a fine director, will stay in the mode of his recent “Licorice Pizza,” which was enjoyably lighthearted, concise, and to the point.

We’ll see “Baktan Cross” in 2025, probably in Cannes or Venice.

Pynchon is 87 years old, and has lived like a recluse in New York for decades. He’s married to his literary agent, Melanie Jackson. Coincidentally, I saw them walking on the street the other day. But spotting them is like finding a white rhino in the field. I didn’t even think to take a picture.

Apart from these PTA filmed books, the author has other classics on his CV including “Gravity’s Rainbow,” “V,” and “The Crying of Lot 49.”

Trump Media Stock Drops At Opening Bell as Company Announces TV Streaming Platform

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Trump Media stock dropped by $1 this morning at the opening bell of the stock market.

That’s despite the company announcing the beginning of streaming on their video platform on the Truth Social app.

According to a press release, “TMTG plans to expand programming as its streaming rollout continues, focusing on news, Christian content, and family friendly content.”

Much mocked former congressman Devin Nunes, a long time Trump supporter, runs Truth Social.

Wall Street so far does not seem excited about this news. Trump Media stock has been in a straight decline for more than two weeks. Trump’s latest racist blatherings are not turning out well for business.

Weekend Box Office Bombs DOA: Damon-Affleck (Casey), M. Night Shaymalan Horror of a Film

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It’s going to be a second dazzling weekend for “Deadpool and Wolverine.”

That’s because, besides its popularity, the two new releases of interest this week are DOA.

Apparently, Apple is dumping a heist movie called “The Instigators” into theatres for a week before streaming. Matt Damon and Casey Affleck star, Doug Liman is the director. You can’t do better than those names.

But you can, after all. “The Instigators” has barely had any publicity or critics’ screenings. There are no previews tonight. “The Instigators” will open tomorrow to 45% or lower on Rotten Tomatoes. The film literally had one screening in New York and Los Angeles on Wednesday night in very small venues.

“The Instigators” may make “The Fabulous Four” look like…”Deadpool and Wolverine.”

Then there’s M. Night Shayamalan’s “Trap.” Previews started tonight but reviews were embargoed until the very last minute. So far on Rotten Tomatoes six top critics have posted, and the rating is 50/50. Horror is very popular, so maybe “Trap” will catch on. But it’s unlikely despite the eclectic casting of Josh Hartnett and beloved Hollywood star Hayley Mills.

Shayamalan really has never made a movie as good as “The Sixth Sense” in 1999. I just watched it on cable, and so it’s so clever, subtle, and moving. Bruce Willis, Hayley Joel Osment, and Toni Colette are spectacular. For Shayamalan “The Sixth Sense” stands alone. Otherwise, only “Signs” and “Split” have come close over the years among almost two dozen films.

So “Deadpool and Wolverine” have a clear shot this weekend, with no competition. And there’s little that looks promising in the near future.

Britney Spears Movie Not Called “Crazy Rich Pop Star” Coming from “La La Land” Producer

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The day started with Adam Driver off Broadway.

Then Keanu Reeves and Alex Winter announced as stars of “Waiting for Godot” on Broadway.

Now Universal Pictures will produce Britney Spears’ book, “The Woman in Me,” as a movie.

Jon M. Chu, director of “Crazy Rich Asians,” will direct. Marc Platt, who produced “La La Land,” will guide the ship.

They must have a screenplay if they have the director. So someone will have to play Britney, which will turn into a major PR casting call, of course. Someone will have to play Justin Timberlake, too, and other assorted characters in the Britney saga.

Britney says on Twitter: “Excited to share with my fans that I’ve been working on a secret project with #MarcPlatt. He’s always made my favorite movies … stay tuned”

“The Woman in Me” paperback edition is current number 73,647 on amazon. Really.