Armie Hammer is going to make a comeback. We all know that.

Accused of rape, seriously. Labelled a “cannibal” anecdotally. Few actors have such a momumental fall from grace. Think of Shia LaBeouf, Charlie Sheen, Johnny Depp. Before the you know what hit the fan, you’d never think of clean cut Armie Hammer in the same category of craziness and deprvity.

But Hammer lost everything all at once. The “cannibal” thing became a meme, and he was stuck with it after different women claimed he’d tried to make them a part of his menu. Then came the more serious rape charge. But yesterday he was cleared of the charges by the Los Angeles District Attorney’s office, which said it could not verify the claims.

Hammer lost a bunch of jobs when everything went southincluding the Jennifer Lopez comedy “Shotgun Wedding,” the Paramount+ series “The Offer,” the Broadway play “The Minutes.” His agents at WME jumped ship, as well.

Will it ever be Hammer Time again? Yes. He’s going to have do the whole People Mag thing, cover apology, find a sympathetic TV interviewer– Diane Sawyer? — show remorse and contrition like crazy, and see if he can find a decent project, small role, to shine in. It’s been done. It will cost a lot of money. But Hammer’s got it. He just has to make the right choices.

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Armie Hammer is off the hook.

The actor who claimed to be at least a part time cannibal was under investigation in Los Angeles for rape.

But the District Attorney will not bring charges, after all. He said a proper case could not be made. Hammer’s accuser claimed that the “Lone Ranger” actor had been physically abusive during an on-and-off relationship that spanned four years. She said that he had violently raped her in 2017. Hammer denied her allegations.

The DA said: “In this case, those prosecutors conducted an extremely thorough review, but determined that at this time, there is insufficient evidence to charge Mr. Hammer with a crime,” the office said. “As prosecutors, we have an ethical responsibility to only charge cases that we can prove beyond a reasonable doubt… Due to the complexity of the relationship and inability to prove a non-consensual, forcible sexual encounter we are unable to prove the case beyond a reasonable doubt.”

Hammer has been living between Los Angeles and the Cayman Islands, where his kids reside with their mother. At one point last year there was a rumor he was selling time shares, but that proved to be false. I wrote extensively about Hammer and his family last year. His father, Michael Hammer, died last year.

The cannibal part? It’s hope Armie has gone on a strict vegan diet.

I’ve had a lot of reports this morning from the New York picket line at “American Horror Story: Hamptons.”

Kim Kardashian happily thumbed her nose at the striking unionists. According to observers, she arrived in a window darkened SUV, which pulled into a private entrance.

“They people waiting for her to whisk her upstairs.” a spy says

Kardashian is not in the Writers Guild. She’s a member of SAG in all likelihood now that she’s an “actress.”

SAG members are not on strike, and aren’t prevented from working. But my spy says, “She could have arrived and acknowledged the strikers and said she was uncomfortable crossing the line.” So much for Kim, Woman of the People.

And what is the plot line for “American Horror Story Hamptons.” The horror may be at discovering the price of groceries, or facing the traffic on Route 27, in the glorious land of the rich and worry free.