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Al Green for $3 a Minute

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“Who wouldn’t want to be married to Al Green?” writes a neophyte reviewer in Time Out New York this week.

Okay, I will tell you, dear, because you are probably very young: 35 years ago on this day, a married woman whom Al Green was seeing poured hot water and grits on him while the superstar singer was taking a bath at his Memphis estate. He peeled away burnt flesh and heard shots from a gun. Mary Woodson had shot herself dead. Oh yes, she did.

Al had a single out right then called “Let’s Get Married,” and Mary, according to him, got the idea that she wanted to be married to him. He had other ideas.’ It was 1974, and right after that Al had a religious epiphany and became Reverend Al. In a 1984 documentary by Robert Mugge, he said, “Sometimes I can’t believe it happened and I have to ask people if the woman was faking it.” No, it really happened.

Last night at BB King’s Blues Club in Times Square, the Reverend Al Green was back. He charged $180 and performed for one hour and five minutes with no encore. He is 63 years old and still has his voice, his amazing tenor falsetto, and a gorgeous sweet growl.

When he’s interested in the material, Al Green comes alive and is briefly engaged. In more recent songs like “Lay It Down” and “Everything’s Alright,” he seemed to be almost fully present. But at other times, he encourages the audience to sing most of the song. He throws long stem roses at them. He forgets the words to his hits. Last night, he crossed his arms and went into some kind of two-second trance. I thought maybe he was dozing.

To say Al Green gives a frustrating performance is an understatement. If only he took it all seriously as a musician instead of giving a “party” on stage. He runs through one verse apiece of several R&B hits from “My Girl” to “I Can’t Help Myself” to “I’ve Been Loving You Too Long.”’ Each is a suggestion of something that could be life changing. In his own “For the Good Times,” there is one minute of ‘a cappella. Is he afraid to sing a whole song? Whom does he think it will bore, the audience or the singer? It’s an ADD variety hour.

He included “L-O-V-E (Love)” as his opener, but there was “Take Me to the River.” “Tired of Being Alone” was converted into a throwaway. Too bad. The original Willie Mitchell co-written and produced Hi recordings stand the test of time as classics. Al is only 63, a little paunchier but seemingly able to lead a band including his three eldest daughters. (He has at least six children by my count.) If he could drop the roses, and the poses, and be serious for a minute, he might be able to leave an important legacy. He owes it to us, and he owes it to himself.

But there’s nothing wrong with a party. The audience didn’t seem to care; they mostly loved it. And when Al Green shines, especially with “I’m Still In Love With You,” you realize he’s still got it. And then, he’s gone.

Pick to click: Al Green and the immortal Billy Preston, “You’ve Got a Friend

Monty Python Loves “Mad Men”

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So what American TV show is Monty Python’s Michael Palin obsessed with? “Mad Men,” he told me last night at the jam packed premiere of the Monty Python 40th anniversary documentary, “Almost the Truth: (Lawyers Cut).”

The premiere was sponsored by IFC and BAFTA; I can’t remember seeing the Ziegfeld Theater so completely booked up. There literally was not a seat to be had for the doc and the Q&A afterward with Palin, John Cleese, Terry Gilliam, Eric Idle, Terry Jones and Carol Cleveland. A few celebs/fans showed up to pay their respects including Trudie Styler with her son Jake Sumner, Jeremy Piven, music manager and producer Peter Asher and his bw Wendy, Steve Coogan and a couple of the guys from “Mad Men.”

“Everyone’s looking for us,” Palin said at the afterparty across the street at the Parker Meridien. “But I can’t get over seeing the guys from ‘Mad Men.’ ” Palin’s seeing the second season in the U.K. now, so I didn’t ruin it for him with spoilers!

“Almost the Truth” was made by Terry Jones’s son, Bill, and it runs a total of six hours. We saw a two-hour edit last night, and it was incredibly funny and very absorbing. “At least, I didn’t fall asleep during it,” cracked Gilliam.

None of the Pythons have seen all six hours except Jones, but he’s the filmmaker’s dad.

“I don’t know if I sit through six hours of me and my friends,” said Palin. But he will, when he gets home.

Palin and Jones wrote the famous “Spanish Inquisition” sketch, and they each told that neither of them expected it to become a catch phrase. “When we shot it, I was more concerned about the hat I was wearing,” Palin told me. “I didn’t think anyone would be able to see me.”

Jones added: “I knew it was a hit from the beginning. It wasn’t obvious, and that’s what made it so good.”

The documentary covers all four decades, from the troupe’s early years, through the life and death of their friend and colleague Graham Chapman, up through Idle’s creation of “Spamalot.” Idle says he’s off to see the Spanish version of the hit musical soon. He doesn’t know a word of Spanish, however, not even how to say, “Always look on the bright side of life.”

But that’s what the Pythons do, four decades after their TV show hit it big in the U.K. I remember in 1971 when “Monty Python” overcame our junior high school lives: Every kid was doing Silly Walks and repeating the Dead Parrot sketch. “Monty Python” was a secret language.

Of course, there was no real person named Monty Python. Terry Jones said in the Q&A, “I always thought we were missing someone, we were waiting for someone. Maybe Mr. Python.” In short, the name was arrived at — after many failed tries — to suggest a jaunty snake.

The Pythons have a lot more ahead of them. They’re appearing in Eric Idle’s oratario, “Not the Messiah,” on October 23rd at Royal Albert Hall. It’s being billed as “Like Handel, only funnier.”

Here’s the Dead Parrot sketch, thanks to YouTube.

“Bereft of life, it rests in peace.”

This IS It: Joe Jackson’s Detailed Plans for Michael’s Premiere

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Joe Jackson cannot stop himself. Here’s the VIP Package details for his $3,000 ticket event for the two nights leading up to the opening of his dead son’s documentary. As a Jackson insider said to me last night: “I’d spend $3,000 to NOT spend time with him.” Indeed.

These details are reprinted from Jackson’s email invite:

Platinum VIP PACKAGE: $3,000.00

Monday, October 26, 2009
Palms Casino Resort * Brenden Theatres at the Palms
3:00 p.m. ‘ Hotel Check-in (complimentary hotel room with Platinum VIP package) Single/Double: One deluxe room for two nights”” **For upgrades and additional room nights inquire with hotel registration
5:30 p.m. ‘ Pick up Registration Packet * Simon’s Restaurant * Palms Place * Palms Casino and Resort.
Copy of ‘Joseph Jackson: Man in the Mirror, Father of the First Family of Music’ Las Vegas Hollywood Magazine, Special Commemorative Edition. Collectible laminated Platinum VIP credential & wristband.
1/8th of a page in this Special Commemorative Edition of the Las Vegas Hollywood Magazine
6:00 p.m. ‘ Private Dinner with Mr. Joseph Jackson at Simon’s Restaurant Presented by Celebrity Chef ‘Kerry Simon’ at Palms Place * Palms Casino & Resort including photo opportunity and autograph signing

Tuesday, October 27, 2009
Brenden Theatres at the Palms
6:30 p.m. ‘ ‘Joseph Jackson & Family” Brenden Celebrity Star Presentation Seating, Reserved Seating (show credential & wristband) Brenden Theatres Lobby
7:30 p.m. ‘ ‘Joseph Jackson & Family’ Brenden Celebrity Star Presentation
8:00 p.m. ‘ ‘Michael Jackson’s This Is It’ Film Seating, Reserved Seating (movie ticket included/show credential) Complimentary popcorn & soda (concession coupon included)
8:55 p.m.’ Mr. Joseph Jackson Thanks the viewers and the fans for watching his Son’s movie with him in this Special VIP Brenden’s movie theater.
9:00 p.m. ‘ ‘Michael Jackson’s This Is It ‘ Film Showing
10:30 p.m. ‘ Opening Night Party * MOON Nightclub at Palms Casino Resort, Featuring the music of
Michael Jackson, Champagne Toast, Platinum VIP Area Access (show credential & wristband)
*Times subject to change

PLATINUM VIP PACKAGE: $3,000.00, payment payable to Las Vegas Hollywood or Seven & Company
The Platinum VIP Certificate is -non-transferable.’ Present certificate and valid ID at registration to receive credential and event tickets. This page is only a presentation.’ The Actual Platinum VIP Certificate must include the Full Name of The Purchaser, it will be numbered and’ signed by’ representative of’ the Brenden Theatres and Las Vegas Hollywood.’ It will be sent after payments fully received.’ (Due to this high profile event security will be Very Strict. You must have your Platinum VIP Credentials at all times, no Exceptions). For further inquiries please email:
thisisit@lvhmagazine.com

MICHAEL JACKSON’S ‘THIS IS IT’
VIP PACKAGE: $300.00*

Tuesday, October 27, 2009
Palms Casino Resort * Brenden Theatres at the Palm
4:00 p.m. ”’ Check-in (location to be determined).’ Pick up collectible laminate VIP Credential.’ Copy of ‘Joseph Jackson: Man in the Mirror, Father of the First Family of Music’ Las Vegas Hollywood Magazine, Special Commemorative Edition.
7:30 p.m. ‘ ‘Joseph Jackson & Family” Brenden Celebrity Star Presentation
8:00 p.m. ‘ ‘Michael Jackson’s This Is It’ Film Seating. General VIP Seating (movie ticket included/show credential) Complimentary popcorn & soda (concession coupon included)
8:55 p.m.’ Mr. Joseph Jackson Thanks the viewers and the fans for watching his Son’s movie with him in this Special VIP Brenden’s movie theater.
9:00 p.m. ‘ ‘Michael Jackson’s This Is It’ Film Showing
10:30 p.m. ‘ Opening Night Party * MOON Nightclub at Palms Casino Resort, Featuring the music of Michael Jackson, Complimentary admission (show VIP Credential)
*Times subject to change

VIP PACKAGE: $300.00* payment payable to Las Vegas Hollywood or Seven & Company
The VIP Certificate is non-transferable, valid for one person. Present certificate and valid ID at Will Call to receive credential, Movie ticket, copy of Commemorative Magazine, concession coupon. Credential valid for admission to Opening Night Party, at MOON Nightclub. This page is only a presentation.’ The Actual VIP Certificate must include the Full Name of the Purchaser, it will be numbered and signed by’ representative of’ the Brenden Theaters and Las Vegas Hollywood.’ It will be sent after payments fully received.’ (Due To this high Profile Event Security will be Very Strict You must have your VIP Credentials with a Valid ID at all times, no Exceptions) For all inquires please e-mail to thisisit@lvhmagazine.com

(*Asterik added by us: not sure if the $300 is a misprint)

Michael Jackson’s Dad Sells Out His Son In Six-Part Video

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Fans of Michael Jackson should see this video interview with Joe Jackson. In addition to Joe exploiting Michael on the premiere of “This Is It,” there’s also a question of permission for using “Man in the Mirror” in the background.

Good work!

Don’t miss all six parts of the interview Joe gives Jerry Olivarez of Brenden Theatres as they try to scrub clean Joe’s much chronicled terrible relationship with Michael. As the saying goes, “You can’t beat it with a stick.”

Was Joe paid for all this, too? Since this is a man who promoted a record label four days after Michael died, and brought a Jackson imitator to the BET Awards, all I can say is: you decide.

Eli Wallach, Age 93, Leaves Premiere of Latest Film Before It Starts

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The great actor Eli Wallach did what a lot of people wanted to last night at the premiere of “New York, I Love You.” After waiting 45 minutes for the film to start, he got up and left. He took his wife, the equally great Anne Jackson, their actor daughter Roberta, and an aide, and literally scooted up the aisle (with a cane, no less) and out the door.

“I’m leaving!” he declared. Well, when you’re 93, time is precious. And the wait for “New York, I Love You” to begin was extraordinary.

The film, comprising several directors’ short stories of New York life criss crossing, was shown more than a year ago at the Toronto Film Festival. It’s mostly the same as it was then. The irony is that Wallach’s segment, with Cloris Leachman, is the most moving and affecting of them all. Joshua Marston wrote and directed the vignette, which got the most applause in the Ziegfeld last night.

Another favorite was the very funny story directed by Brett Ratner and scripted by Jeff Nathanson, starring James Caan, Anton Yelchin, and Olivia Thirlby. What starts out as a sweet romantic piece has a good twist.

There are some other famous directors and lots of famous actors in this project, from Julie Christie and Natalie Portman to John Hurt, Irfan Khan, Ethan Hawke, Robin Wright Penn, Chris Cooper, Shia LaBeouf, Drea DeMatteo, Bradley Cooper. Some work, others don’t. It’s a mixed bag with many pleasures and a few bewilderments.

The biggest frustration about “New York, I Love You” is that it should be called “Manhattan, I Love You.” There is little reference to the four other boroughs. It’s also mosty white, with a little Asian and Indian flavor. In this New York, black people don’t exist. Neither does the middle class. There are roughly 25 name actors in the movie, and not one of them is African American ‘ in a movie about New York City. Hello? Nineteen listed producers, and not one of them noticed this. It says a lot about the movie business.

Anyway, there’s some nice work by Drea DeMatteo, and I loved an older Turkish actor named Ugur Yucel, who plays a painter in Soho. “New York, I Love You” is the kind of film that will play on cable forever, so you’ll have time to figure out who everyone is, eventually.

As for Eli Wallach, god bless him, he was probably snug as a bug in a rug by the time the credits played.

Joe Jackson Exploits Michael’s Movie and Death With $3,000-Ticket Party

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Joe Jackson has found a great new way to exploit his son Michael’s movie and his death, all at the same time.

Jackson Senior is having a fundraiser for HIMSELF at the Palms Hotel and Casino on Oct. 27, the night before Michael’s “This Is It” film opens around the world. He says he’s screening the film for a select group of his fans!

The tickets are $3,000, and Jackson will be there in Las Vegas to meet and greet these lucky people. It’s called a Platinum VIP event.

More importantly, he’s altered Sony’s trailer for “This Is It,” using it as a video invite. The video is above.

It begins: “Hello, I’m Joe Jackson. I’d like to invite you to see my son’s movie.”

Here’s the invite to Jackson Senior’s party, too.

This reminds me of another time when Joe tried to horn in on Michael’s spotlight back in September 2001. On the morning of Michael’s 30th anniversary concert, Joe called a press conference to announce he was starting a video company. It never happened, but it was just about Joe. He is a remarkable fellow. Can he get away with it? Why not? That is, until the lawyers show up!

Eric Braeden Is Right to Be Angry

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Eric Braeden, the star of CBS’s Sony TV-produced soap, “The Young and the Restless,” is leaving the show after 27 years. Maybe.

This is the third time this year that Sony and CBS tried to force a pay cut on a show principal and longtime veteran player. In the other two cases, the actresses settled hostile negotiations and returned.

That might happen here, but things don’t look so good right now. CBS just knocked off “Guiding Light” after 200 years on TV. They’re eyeing an end to the 53-year-old “As the World Turns.” That started by refusing to negotiate in 2008 with that show’s star, Martha Byrne. She’s gone, and so are the viewers. Getting rid of Braeden would be like puncturing a balloon and letting all its air out. Will it still fly? CBS would hope not. If ratings slide, they can begin to make a case for cancellation.

CBS is not alone. Last year, NBC dumped “Days of Our Lives” star Deidre Hall, who’d been on the show since Lincoln was elected. Over at ABC, fans actually know and despise the name Brian Frons, the network’s head of daytime television, who’s moving “All My Children” to Los Angeles on the show’s 40th birthday in effort to ditch certain highly paid, New York-centric actors.

An actor from “AMC” recently told me that Frons is obsessed with one actress who had the left the show because she lived in Los Angeles. “He paid her a million dollars to return for a year,” the source said. “Now he’s moving the whole show out there hoping she’ll come back.” A rumor is also rampant that Frons wants to cancel “One Life to Live,” his best-written, acted and directed soap.

As for Braeden, he started playing mysterious tycoon Victor Newman when Gerald Ford was president. The show’s been No. 1 ever since then.

Like most veteran soap actors, Braeden’s devoted his life to the show. It’s a double-edged sword. Soap actors get typecast, and work 18-hour days, so it’s not so easy to find other work. The shows become comfortable for them, but at the same time, the shows need them. The networks or production companies owe more to Braeden and the handful of remaining stars (Susan Lucci, Erika Slezak, etc.) than the actors do to them.

Soap actors rarely complain in public or even have publicists. One actor told me: “It’s an insular world. If you say anything bad, you could get fired. So no one speaks up.” The result is that they get little respect. They live in an alternate celebrity universe even though they probably have higher fan recognition than most indie movie actors.

Frankly, if I were an actor on one of the remaining shows, I’d contact my union rep, get a publicist, and start talking. Soon it may be too late.

My Interview with Paul Anka: Famed Performer Has a Second “Lost” Michael Jackson Song

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Paul Anka got 50% of his own song, the one he wrote and recorded with Michael Jackson in 1983 but was released this week. He says he also got the promise of another song he wrote and recorded with the dead pop star to be included on a forthcoming album of previously unreleased material. That song is called “Love Never Felt So Good.”

But honestly, being a victim of theft never felt so good as Anka ‘ a songwriting and performing superstar for five decades ‘ cleaned up yesterday. He told me he got 50% of all the mechanical and publishing royalties to “This Is It” plus some points still being negotiated.

He’s not mad. But he does tell the story of how this happened. “Michael and I were recording two duets for my album in 1982 in Las Vegas. This was before “Thriller.” “I Never Heard” was one of them. Later when we were supposed to meet at the recording studio in Los Angeles, Michael didn’t show. The tapes were gone. The engineer told me Michael took them.”

Anka ‘ furious ‘ appealed to Jackson’s lawyer at the time, who was also his lawyer. Jackson eventually turned over the tapes, which belonged to Anka. “But he must have made copies,” Anka told me. “He took his copy and re-recorded the vocal, erasing mine. And that became ‘This Is It.’”

Anka ran into Jackson once at a lawyer’s office years after the incident, but they didn’t discuss what happened. It was always a sore spot for Anka, who eventually forgot about it. He got a minor hit out of the song in 1991 with singer Sa-Fire. Both “I Never Heard” and “Love Never Felt So Good” were registered at BMI under both their names.

“When the calls started coming in on Monday, I didn’t know what was going on,” Anka told me. He figured it out quickly. The Jackson executors were quick to fix the situation. “They didn’t know how it happened. No one there is to blame.”

Who is to blame? Michael Jackson. In death he’s just as much trouble as he is in life. This was an example of his basic dishonesty. He was not a great songwriter and often took credit for material that wasn’t his. “He was more of a riff writer than a melodist,” said Anka, whose hits include Frank Sinatra’s “My Way” and the theme music to the Johnny Carson “Tonight” Show.

“And then John McClain” ‘ one of Jackson’s executors ‘ called me up after this happened and said, the other best song in the box of tapes I found is called “Love Never Felt So Good,” Anka told me. “I told him, that’s mine, too.”

So that is it, and I’m sure Michael Jackson’s legions of fans will be upset to hear this or dispute it. But the story of this single should not interfere with the “This Is It” movie or much else. (Ridiculously, Jackson received nominations from the second-rate American Music Awards yesterday.) Rather, it speaks to Jackson. It also recalls an incident in 2001 when he “stole” the finished tapes for his “Invincible” album and refused to return them until Sony procured him a part in “Men in Black 2.” That’s the real Michael Jackson, whether he was murdered or not.

Maybe “This Is It,” the single, is jinxed. McClain actually had Michael’s brothers Jackie, Marlon and Tito add backup vocals to it. (It’s unclear whether Jermaine ever showed up.) The only thing Michael would have wanted less was his father in charge of his estate or children. So maybe “This Is It” is just being haunted.

Will Carly Simon’s Lawsuit Hurt Starbucks Music Attractiveness to Artists?

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On Friday, Carly Simon sued Starbucks Entertainment for dumping an album she made for them and lying to her about the state of their record label.

Yesterday, when the story broke, Simon ‘ who’s a legend, famous, and beloved ‘ got offers from all over the place from fans in the industry. The artists community of which she has been a part since 1969’ was suitably angered.

After all, isn’t the whole point of Starbucks’ Hear Music to be different than a regular record label, the kind that routinely reneges on promises and screws artists?

You betcha. That’s why Sixties-Seventies stars like Joni Mitchell, Paul McCartney, and James Taylor went to them in the first place.

But now Starbucks and HearMusic come under a new scrutiny. If they’re capable of doing what Warners, Columbia, or RCA could do in killing a CD and disrespecting a star, why not just stick with the vets? It’s always the devil you know.

In Simon’s case, she had a long, magnificent run at Elektra in the 1970s and Arista and in the 1980s through the 90s. In recent years, Columbia has been her label for “Moonlight Serenade” and “Into White,” two fairly successful releases. She probably could have gone back to them for “This Kind of Love.” Or to many other labels, including Blue Note, Manhattan, Verve, Nonesuch, Lost Highway, etc.’ But Simon chose Hear Music because of the marketing plan to feature the new CD in Starbucks all over the world. Their whole marketing identity, their customers, fit with her fan base. When the whole thing fell apart overnight. Simon was left stranded.

The truth is, legacy rock stars don’t really need record labels anymore. Kiss is proving that this week. They’re going to be number 1 with an album released exclusively through Wal Mart. The Eagles have done the same thing. Target regularly collaborates with musicians. Who needs the headaches of unreturned phone calls, and master recordings in the possession of others?

Simon’s new CD, due at the end of this month, will be issued on small indie Iris Records, which her son Ben co-owns. They distribute through Red, which takes a fee to get the CD into stores. Otherwise, the publicity and marketing are left to freelancers. It’s simple and effective. “Never Been Gone” will do very well this way. Ironically, it’s a perfect album to be featured in…Starbucks.

…Today brings a new release also by Vaneese Thomas, daughter of the late R&B legend Rufus Thomas and sister of Memphis soul queen Carla Thomas. “Soul Sessions, Vol. 1″ sees Vaneese, a favorite backing singer in the New York music world, bring her classic R&B voice to bear on some great hits of the past. The recording is rich in old soul feel, and it’s authentic. On Etta James’s “Tell Mama,” Thomas resonates and delivers a la Denise La Salle and Ann Peebles. It is not to be missed. Vaneese will sing on October 29th at the Jerry Wexler memorial service at the DGA Theater, representing the Thomas family. She also performs tonight at Drom on Avenue A at a launch party for “Soul Sessions.” There’s a link ‘for her page on MySpace here.

Sharon Stone: “Real Men Still Smack a Gal on the Ass, Which I Think Is Just Fine”

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58614635Sharon Stone has a lot of plans for new projects. Among them: playing Auntie Mame. She wouldn’t say too much about it this past weekend at the Hamptons Film Festival when quizzed by Judy Licht at a public Q&A, but she seems set on it. And with Stone, that means it will happen.

Two other movies are on Stone’s horizons, which I can tell you about: “The Guest Room,” directed by Nancy Savoca; and “Satisfaction,” which is supposed to co-star Chris Evans and Carice van Houten.

At the Q&A, with Licht, the pair sat on the stage of the Bay Street Theatre in Sag Harbor. Facing them in the front row were former mayor Rudy Giuliani and his wife, Judith. When Licht asked Stone what she thought about President Obama getting the Nobel Peace Prize, Guiliani’s body language was priceless. As Stone praised Obama, Giuliani sat with his arms folded so tensely it looked like his head was going to pop off. He did not applaud when Stone talked about patriotism. He and Mrs. G. skipped out early before the hour was up.

Otherwise, Stone ‘ who had a mentoring session with some young actors ‘ was gracious and funny, as usual, and self deprecating. She told a long story about waiting eight months to be approved for her signature role in 1992’s “Basic Instinct.”’ She also plugged AmFar, her favorite charity.

“I was so peculiar my parents didn’t know what to do with me,” Stone told Licht about her early days. She was a bright child, who started college when she was 15, she says. A failure at beauty pageants, she was advised to go into modeling as a path toward acting. It worked. Her first role was a tiny one in Woody Allen’s “Stardust Memories.”

She always loved the leading men of legendary Hollywood like William Powell and Spencer Tracy, she told Licht: “They’re chivalrous and funny and not too politically correct. They still smack a gal on the ass, which I just think is swell. They wear a suit, they have a hat, they drive a car, they have a job. They stand up when you come in the room, say please and thank you. All those old fashioned things go a long way with me.”

P.S. If Matthew Weiner is reading this: I’d write a “Mad Men” for Sharon Stone. She’d be perfect to upset Don Draper’s apple cart.