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Mistake: “Precious” � Not a Sponsor � Ignored by Gothams

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Lee Daniels‘ “Precious” somehow was ignored entirely by the Gotham Independent Film Awards last night. There were no nominations, and no one came from the film. The Lions Gate table was empty most of the night at Cipriani downtown.

“Precious” cost about $10 million, was shot by a former casting director whose first two directed movies bombed. It was made in and about New York ‘ which is presumably what “Gotham” refers to ‘ and features an entire cast of mostly low-profile African Americans. It was made independently and sold to Lions Gate at Sundance. It’s a must-see, most talked about film of the year.

A Serious Man” was shot in Minnesota by famous directors, cost $8 million, and features a cast of character actors. It was financed by Universal Pictures’ Focus Features via Working Title Pictures. I love it, as do other bar mitzvah boys from 1970, but it has ‘ let’s face it ‘ severely limited appeal.

Focus was well represented last night, as a sponsor of the awards show. The guys from Working Title got a special award. The Coen Brothers made a rare appearance. The Universal tables were filled.

The “Precious” situation was an embarrassment for the prestigious Gothams. It’s hopeful that they examine what happened so it doesn’t happen again.

And then there was The Hurt Locker,” which won everything anyway. Made independently for $11 million, it’s become sort of the bastard stepchild at Summit Entertainment, where the booming “Twilight” series has overwhelmed all business. “The Hurt Locker” opened last summer, is the most agreed-upon Oscar nominee of the year, and has made only $12.6 million. How is that possible?

Last week it played on 138 screens. Maybe Summit should put some of that “Twilight” movie into “Hurt Locker.” They could become a prestige house. At this rate, the Bigelow movie is going to be a stealth Oscar nominee. Again, very strange. At least Summit could have bought them another table!

Movie Box Office: Real Betting Is On the Way

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UPDATE: Hollywood Stock Exchange set to launch

People in the industry like to place little wagers on the weekend boxoffice. They’re probably nothing more than five bucks, or a coffee shop lunch if “x” beats “y” this weekend. That sort of thing.

That’s about to change, though, in a major way. Soon, everyone ‘I mean, everyone ‘ will be able to bet on the boxoffice, and make or lose lots of money on the outcome.

dbor futures 341x182 300x160 Movie Box Office: Real Betting Is On the WayCantor Fitzgerald’s Howard Lutnick is right now beta testing something called The Cantor Exchange. You can find it here.’Lutnick already operates the Hollywood Stock Exchange, where players trade “virtual” shares of everything including stars, directors, films, etc. It’s all innocent fun.

CX, as it will be known, is a different story. Cantor is awaiting regulatory approval before it launches officially. When it does, the boxoffice could become an interesting, maybe even dangerous, game. It’s real money, and it sure looks like anyone can play, even studio execs and theater distributors.

From now until December 31, the firm has something called “It Pays to Practice,” in which they give traders fake money but convert it into small amounts of real cash winnings. (See the website for more info.)

The trading on this market will go on 24-7, meaning as a weekend progresses, a film’s values will go up and down along with investors. For a surprise hit like “The Blind Side,” this could be a bonanza.

More importantly, speculating on films’ futures will begin six months before their release dates. If CX were live now, believe me, the betting on James Cameron’s looming, maybe $500 million, gamble on “Avatar” would be the main focus of the site. And that should prove controversial, because there will inevitably be reports on what a film’s perceived business will be even as it’s being prepared and marketed.

The effect of all this could be harrowing, to say the least, especially for a studio’s finances. PR wars could become intense in a whole new way to spin advance word one way or another. Stay tuned…

Michael Jackson: “This Is It” Hits $240 Mil Worldwide

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this is it v 250x3001 Michael Jackson: This Is It Hits $240 Mil WorldwideThe cruel irony of Michael Jackson’s death is reflected in the boxoffice.

The movie about Jackson’s rehearsals for shows that never took place, “This Is It,” hit $240 million worldwide this weekend. That gives Jackson the biggest concert film and documentary ever. Jackson’s kids will wind up very wealthy from this film thanks to his executors. Remember, Sony paid a $60 million advance. The footage from all those rehearsals has become a bonanza. And this column told you first that AEGLive had 100 hours of it. ‘That was back on June 29th, four days after Michael was killed.

Of course, all Jackson ever wanted was to somehow get into the film business.

Back in 1991, he actually “stole” back the finished tapes for his “Invincible” album in June of that year. He held them for ransom until he got a part in Barry Sonnenfeld’s “Men in Black II.” In the end, he got his way. Sony got him the part, “Invincible” was finally released, and the following year Michael had a cameo in the movie.

Through the years, Jackson was easily taken in by anyone who promised him a film role. He was constantly accessible if an indie producer showed up with a hare-brained scheme to start a production company with Jackson’s money ‘ or just his name, as his cash ran out.

Jackson has a weird role in a little-seen DVD release called “Miss Cast Away,” written and produced by Bryan Michael Stoller.

He also made a deal with Prince Abdulla of Bahrain to make movies, then reneged but kept the Prince’s $7 million advance.

By the way, if you want to see one of Jackson’ s major dance influences, check out this clip from YouTube that marries “Billie Jean” to Bob Fosse’s 1974 choreography/performance from Stanley Donen’s “The Little Prince.” Add a little James Brown, and voila! you have Michael Jackson.

As for “This Is It,” Sony would love to say the movie got to $250 million. That would mean leaving it in theaters through the end of the year. The DVD release is set for January 26th.

Polanski: No Release Today

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Roman Polanski will spend at least another night in jail.

Sources in Switzerland tell me that Polanski is not being released today from Winterthur prison.

The 76-year-old Academy Award-winning director of “The Pianist”’ remains behind bars until his estate in Gstaad is approved for his home sentence. Wire reports claim that workers have been preparing the property for his arrival.

Observers wondered today if Polanski would be transferred home after his lawyer visited him at the prison. But insiders say it may yet take a couple of days before everything is worked out.

Sandra Bullock Beats Vampires, the Odds, and Even Herself

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bullock sandra 250x300 Sandra Bullock Beats Vampires, the Odds, and Even HerselfSandra Bullock is a favorite of mine. I don’t know why exactly. It’s not like I know her. Like you, I know her on screen. But I like to root for her.

On Thanksgiving, she did the hardest thing ever in her career: She beat the vampires of “Twilight: New Moon.” Her likable new film, “The Blind Side,” finished at No. 1, just a couple of gleaming jagged teath above “New Moon.” (The latter is back to no. 1 of this afternoon.)

Not only did Sandy (that’s what I’m going to call her) top the vampires, she beat herself and her naysayers. The reason: “Blind Side,” from Warner Bros., has already made more than $60 million in eight days. (It’s up to $76.3 through this morning.)

On the other hand, a truly terrible Bullock film, “All About Steve,” from 20th Century Fox, has made only $33.8 million in 82 days. That movie got such bad reviews — and Sandy produced it! — that some reviewers were saying her party was over.

Never!

In fact, 2009 has been a pretty good year for Sandy Bullock. In June, her first release of the season, “The Proposal,” was a blockbuster. Co-starring with Ryan Reynolds (in maybe his best performance so far, too), Bullock pulled in a whopping $164 million in the U.S. in about 65 days. Its total worldwide boxoffice is almost $300 million. The Disney/Buena Vista release is a natural, too, for one or two sequels.

Consider this: Sandy’s generational competitor, Julia Roberts, has never had a year with two hits like “Proposal” and “Blind Side.” And certainly not after two decades or more in the business!

What did the Disney and Warners people know that Fox didn’t? The movie has to be “All About Sandy” — not Steve or anyone else. She has to play sophisticated yet vulnerable. Her big brown eyes have to suggest empathy. And the other characters have to like her. In “The Proposal,” for example, there’s talk that Bullock’s character has been difficult and self-centered, but that was all off screen. On screen, all we see is a nice girl trying to survive. Just like in her biggest hit, “While You Were Sleeping.”

She won’t win any Oscars this year, but never say never. (Attention, Bill Mechanic and Adam Shankman: Let her present this year at the Oscars, at least.)

Sandra Bullock (and please, Sandy, stay away from the plastic surgeons and dermatologists) is a player, and she’s here for keeps. Hope, as they say, floats.

P.S. Check out her very good cameo as Harper Lee in Doug McGrath’s extremely underrated Capote movie, “Infamous.”

Polanski: Children, Wife, “Decimated” as They Await His Release

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polanski Seigner 341x1821 300x160 Polanski: Children, Wife, Decimated as They Await His ReleaseRoman Polanski’s wife of’ 20′ years, Emmanuelle Seigner, and their young son and daughter, are reportedly “decimated,” friends say, over the director’s two-month incarceration in a Swiss prison.

The prison Polanski has been held in since September 25th is no country club, they say. “It’s a jail.”

So news yesterday that the two-time Academy Award winning film director and Holocaust survivor Polanski is about to be released to house arrest in Switzerland in exchange for $4.5 million has been met with tears and gasps of relief. The artistic community agrees: the Swiss court is doing the right thing. Polanski is not a flight risk. He’s doing this for his children. The children, they say, have been visiting their father once in a week in the prison, and it’s had a terrible effect on them.

Once Polanski is home, he can concentrate on finishing his film, “Ghost,” which, if done, could be the opening night at the Berlin Film Festival in February. Polanski would not be able to attend, of course.

He will also now concentrate on extradition to the U.S. This will be tricky since in 2009 there have been numerous contentious volleys between Polanski’s lawyers and the court. Many of them have been based on revleations from the Marina Zenovich documentary “Roman Polanski Wanted and Desired.” Zenovich is currently in Switzterland filming for a sequel.

I originally wrote about this in a column earlier this year.’The February 17th hearing which I attended in Los Angeles was a motion to dismiss Polanski’s case based on the documentary. Polanski’s lawyer, Chad Hummel wrote in his motion to dismiss the old case: ‘Following the release of the Documentary, the Los Angeles Superior Court has engaged in a course of conduct of issuing false statements with no factual support, denying fairness by ignoring facts readily available which are contrary to its assertions, violating its own Rules of Judicial Conduct”

The judge didn’t listen, and left the case in limbo. But that hearing may have triggered a renewed interest in trying to trap and bring Polanski to the U.S.

A few weeks later I wrote about secret emails that had circulated in the L.A. Superior Court about Polanski.

On February 20, 2009, here’s what I wrote:

Here’s an irony: Roman Polanski’s much admired and awarded’ famous 1975 film,Chinatown,” is all about police corruption in Los Angeles in the 1930s.

In a documentary made last year, it was alleged that Polanski himself was the victim of judicial misconduct in Los Angeles Superior Court regarding his 1977 plea bargain in a teen sex case.

More recently, emails that this column has uncovered between the Los Angeles Superior Court’s press office and various media outlets suggest that the court has played an unusually aggressive role in defending itself and attacking Polanski at every turn.

The emails I’ve seen were all generated by the court’s Allan Parachini, the chief press officer, in regards to the June 2008 release of Marina Zenovich‘s highly praised HBO documentary, “Roman Polanski: Wanted and Desired.”

The emails contain some of the most aggressive flackery seen in some time as the court went into overdrive to protect itself against a perceived threat by Zenovich. Parachini sent most of the emails in June 2008, right after the documentary debuted at the Cannes Film Festival and just before it was shown on HBO.

At the heart of Parachini’s campaign was an assertion by Zenovich, backed up by Polanski’s lawyer Douglas Dalton and Roger Gunson, a former assistant DA in the Los Angeles Superior Court. That assertion was: in 1997, twenty years after Polanski split for France, Judge Larry Fidler told the two lawyers that Polanski could only return to the U.S. for a hearing if it were televised. Polanski declined the offer.

Zenovich ended her film with this statement. Parachini jumped on it, and demanded it be removed before the HBO airing. He claimed in a media advisory and dozens of emails to media writers that the statement was a “fabrication.” A series of emails sent by him to various media outlets, not only chronicles his efforts to have the statement changed, but his gloating when it was accomplished.

Even more interesting: One recipient of those emails was a correspondent for website TMZ.com, who several months later left that job and went to work for Parachini in his office.

Complicating that scenario: in December 2008, when Polanski’s lawyers filed a motion to dismiss his 32-year-old case, they also filed for access to all of the emails between the court, the D.A.’s office, and media outlets.

Parachini is particularly aggressive about this with the Los Angeles Times, and confides in emails to NPR’s Kim Masters his frustrations about getting the job done. When HBO finally agrees to alter Zenovich’s ending, he calls it a “surrender.”

In June 2008, when this was happening, Parachini pitched the story of HBO’s surrender to TMZ.com’s Vania Stuelp and her boss, Harvey Levin. On June 9th, he wrote to them:

“I know that Roman Polanski isn’t on your normal radar screen, but if you look at recent coverage of the documentary HBO is airing tonight, you might see it a little differently in view of the spurious allegation it makes about Judge Fidler. Let me know if you want to pursue. Thx.”

To Stuelp, at TMZ.com, he wrote on June 9th in his pitch:

“HBO has, in fact, altered the text that concludes the film, so what they’ll air tonight represents a major editorial change from the version they showed at Sundance and Cannes and have been using for media. Personally, this strikes me as huge, but I’m in the middle of it, I know.”

Stuelp responded:

“I agree, I think it’s a great story! I’ll see if I can get them to record it and maybe we’ll do it tomorrow.”

In fact, at least checking in TMZ archives, they weren’t interested. No TMZ story ran at that time. But six months later, Stuelp had left TMZ and gone to work for Parachini. After Polanski’s lawyers filed the motion to see his emails, this one turned up from Parachini to Stuelp on December 3, 2008:

“Because we have to assume that our interactions with HBO relating to Polanski could become the subject of a discovery demand, I did a search to identify all of my email that had anything to do with Polanski. There are, of course, a number of emails back and forth between you and me, all to or from your TMZ address. Some of them are responses that actually refer to the position vacancy you eventually filled. But some of them do address the situation relating to Judge Fidler’s concern about the original version of the documentary ending. There is at least one email from Harvey [Levin] about it, too.

“I think this is extremely unlikely, but it’s not impossible to imagine that Polanski’s lawyers could either make a discovery demand so broad that it would include any email that mentioned his name, in which case our email exchanges would surface. That, in turn, could lead to the attorney seeing some kind of kind of opportunity in the fact that you and Harvey and I had email correspondence relating to this episode and trying to link your eventual employment here to the court’s concern about Polanski. As bizarre as that might seem, his lawyers must represent their client as aggressively as they can, so anything is possible. If by any chance you still have electronic versions of any email between you and me relating you Polanski, please be sure that you do nothing to damage or delete it.

“For, you, Mary and me this means we need to be especially sensitive to inquires relating to any involvement in Polanski. In your case, I suspect TMZ would raise immediate First Amendment objections to disclosure of anything to or from you, but that would not prevent the court from being subject to a discovery for the same stuff. As you probably know, Mary was the one who initially handled the interactions with HBO and continued to be the primary contact until nearly the very end of the process.

“Should any of this come up as a discovery issue, our response will that discovery matters must be handled by our court counsel’s office and there is nothing we can say about it. Please don’t raise this issue with anyone at TMZ. We’ll cross that bridge if and when we get there, but I think the chances of this occurring are VERY low.”

Parachini was so proud of getting HBO to change the ending of the film that he even sent an email to Judge Fidler, who recently presided over the’ Phil Spector murder trials, with a clip from a blog called L.A. Observed.

To most of his other email recipients, Parachini mostly just cannot get over the fact that HBO has “surrendered” without much of a protest, and that the change, he believes, has totally altered Zenovich’s film.

In one email, to the L.A. Times’s Greg Braxton, Parachini writes on June 9, 2008: “I’m not sure I’ve ever heard of a content alteration of this degree of substance in a project like this, especially after it’s already been screened at Sundance and Cannes ‘”

And Parachini doesn’t even bother trying for a tone of objectivity when the subject of Polanski comes up with the media. He writes to Jack Leonard of the L.A. Times:

“Im not sure I’ve ever heard of the climactic ending of a documentary being changed under these circumstances before, but then [expletive] can always happen ….

Amazing.”

The next hearing is scheduled for December 10th in Los Angeles, where the judge’s staff is said to be meeting with all the lawyers to determine the next step. Many believe ‘ including Polanski’s now 45-year-old “victim,” that it’s time to offer amnesty and close the case for good.

Whitney Surprised by Dionne; James Franco’s Killer Art; ‘Precious’ Leona

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Whitney Houston sang live (to a a track) last night on “Dancing with The Stars,” which is a pretty big deal for any artist these days. Good for her! If there’s one thing to be thankful for this week in the Celeb World, it’s Whitney’s comeback. She also got a surprise: cousin Dionne Warwick was waiting for her at the side of the stage as Whitney finished “Million Dollar Bill.” Whitney is working hard out there at age 46, showing girls half her age how it’s done. And she looks great…Now all she needs are some Grammy nominations…

James Franco’s “General Hospital” experiment is one weird ride. On yesterday’s episode he uttered what had to have been the funniest bit of dialogue in the show’s history. After using the word “dialectic” in a speech about art, he then told the girl he was trying to seduce about a lost love. This was the gist of it: “She was murdered by a man she didn’t even know. He used a number 4 steak knife,’ and then was so despondent that he ran to an overpass and threw himself off.’ Pieces of his body were scattered all over. To this day, I can’t eat meat.”

What is really going on here? For one thing, later someone said the word “visceral” in another speech. “Dialectic” and “visceral” are words that have never been spoken on a soap opera. So, who knows? All of it has to do with a real life artist named (John) Carter with whom Franco has collaborated on a number of projects. Carter, as he’s known, is into detached body parts and prosthetics.’

James is playing his real life friend as a murderous one-named artist called Franco who is part Carter and part Banksy, the real life mysterious British graffiti artist. It’s all very “meta” and very, very unlike a show in which the central character is a mobster doing a bad Michael Corleone imitation. (You can’t make these things up.) Will this trend catch on? If so, soon we’ll have Leonardo Di Caprio playing an environmentalist on “As the World Turns” and Angelina Jolie as an adoption expert on “One Life to Live.” Crazier things have happened…

…By the way: the song used in the “Precious” commercials is not in the movie. But it works well in the trailer. “Happy” is an old fashioned hot single, taken from Leona Lewis’s new album, “Echo,” which was just released. J Records’ Larry Jackson has put together a strong collection of potential hits for Lewis, and she sings the heck out of them.’Lewis, of course, is part of Clive Davis’s fourth quarter attack on the charts that includes Whitney, Barry Manilow, Rod Stewart, and Alicia Keys. Really, Clive started Arista Records thirty five years ago. Unbelievable…

Rosie O’Donnell: Quid Pro No at Charity Auction

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Rosie O’Donnell had a unique idea last night on the stage of the Palace Theater. She was raising money for her Rosie’s Broadway Kids, and this was the point when rich people bid on donated items like trips to Anguilla and two tickets to a Broadway show and dinner with its star.

She had none of that to offer, she told the mostly sold out crowd. To paraphrase: “I’m looking for people who want to donate five thousand dollars and get nothing.” So Rosie did what you never see in these situations: she worked the room until more than a dozen people pledged the 5K, then a dozen more for a thousand dollars, and then lots more at $100 apiece.

“Everyone has all this stuff, who needs more?” she asked rhetorically. But in this economy, it makes sense. Raising funds for her Maravel Performing Arts Center is no easy task. The time and manpower to find the donor items, etc, is too much trouble and not worth it. O’Donnell would rather devote the center’s time to working with the kids. The result pays off every time. After opening the night on the Palace stage with dancers from “West Side Story.” Rosie showed off her Broadway kids. As usual they were miraculous. It’s the quickest way to get wallets open.

But the night didn’t stop there. Rosie still secretly harbors hope for being the new Ed Sullivan. It didn’t work out a year ago when she did an ill-suited live variety show on NBC. But she should try it again, and soon. This version was smooth, fun, and unpretentious. Rosie served as emcee, and introduced a mix of icons (Queen Latifah) and newcomers. In the audience she pointed out Chita Rivera, Nora Ephron, and Natasha Lyonne. There was no forced merriment, just talent and some ribald jokes.

The talent included an “American Idol” singer I’d never heard of, but will not forget now: Melinda Doolittle. A native of Tulsa and St. Louis, Doolittle was in the Jordin Sparks season. Her first album is called “Coming Back to You” on the indie MPCA label. You can hear it all on www.melindadoolittle.com. I can’t say which of these 13 tracks is my favorite; they are all spectacular. Superlatives are just not enough. Melinda Doolittle, live last night, and on this CD, is a magnificent R&B singer. She swings from gritty blues to Stax soul to shiny crooning without missing a beat. She even throws in a little lite disco. There are echoes of Etta James, Ruth Brown, Gloria Gaynor, and Carla Thomas. Who can ask for more? Listen to her command of Sammy Cahn’s “Wonder Why.” Natalie Cole’s going to be very interested in that, I’m sure.

Doolittle is a real singer, too, not a yodeler. She hasn’t got any tricks. Doolittle is a throwback to great soul singing, a lost art (much like Vaneese Thomas, whom I’ve written about before). On the opening track, “Fundamental Things,” and on the Robert Johnson classic “Dust My Broom,” she simply cements a reputation that no one will ever be able to wisk away. I just hope there’s still an audience of smart music lovers out there for her. (P.S. John Titta, the music publisher who owns MPCA, chose these songs. It’s like the perfect selection. We have to ask him where he found “We Will Find A Way” by Susan Sheridan. Brilliant.)

The other performers were no slouches either: Montego Glover, from “Memphis,” was sultry and a star too; Norm Lewis, Nikki Blonsky, and Shoshana Bean were among the other accomplished Broadway soloists.

P.S. Charlie Rose, Oprah, NPR, CBS Sunday Morning, Regis: get Melinda Doolittle on your shows now! She’s got ‘it’.

Fela Fails the Celebrity Test; Sean McGinley, RIP; DJ Loves GaGa

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Fela!” got rave reviews, even at almost three hours, when it premiered last night on Broadway. But the big move to attract celebrities fizzled. Jay Z showed up (no Beyonce). New co-producers Will and Jada Smith stayed in Los Angeles. Their excuse was that Will’s 16 year-old son Trey needed attention after a sports injury.

For a while, Alicia Keys was being touted for the guest list, but she, too, didn’t materialize. (Come on, she’s finishing her album ‘ it’s due in a couple of weeks!) Back to her in a minute.

The bold-faced names that did show were fine but not the dazzlement promised: Ben Stiller, legends Harry Belafonte and Judith Jamison, “Precious” director Lee Daniels, Gayle King,’ Lou Reed, and actor Bobby Cannavale. You know things are bad when the photographers are submitting pictures of the investors.

But then again, last night we had the Rosie thing, and Armani had a dinner party for Cate Blanchett’s “Streetcar Named Desire” cast. There was also a screening of a Zac Efron movie. And Robin Williams was raking in some big names over at Town Hall.

A lot of people I met during the day at a lunch for famed director Jim Sheridan and his movie, “Brothers,” had never even heard of “Fela!” Here was the funny story of the day. Actor-playwright Sam Shepard has a two-man play opening in Dublin called “Ages of the Moon.” He wrote it especially for Stephen Rea (”The Crying Game”) and Sean McGinley. Then he got word ‘ along with Irishmen Sheridan and director Terry George ‘‘that “Irish actor Sean McGinley was dead.”

“It’s not possible,” said Sheridan. “I just talked to him.”

“But they said he’s dead,” insisted Shepard.

So they called McGinley to make sure, and dammit, he’s alive!

“There must be some other actor in Dublin named Sean McGinley!” George exclaimed over the “Brothers” lunch at the Monkey Bar.

Imagine that: another Irish actor named Sean McGinley! Rest in peace. (In fact, it was a completely different man, a Sean McGinley very respected for Irish comedy and not the one in the Shepard play.)

As for “Fela!”: if they didn’t know about McGinley, don’t get them started. And to think, the publicist for the dance musical and all the producers kept insisting it was the hottest ticket in town. Oh well.

And then there was Elvis Duran and Nick Parker of Z100 radio. It’s the country’s number 1 pop station, on FM but like an old AM station of ‘Top 40 hits. Elvis is a famous deejay. Nick makes the station sound good. Elvis, a New York legend, is an old friend of Rosie O’Donnell’s. At the “Broadway Kids” after party, he told me the only current pop star he really liked listening to from the station’s playlist is Lady GaGa.

“She grew up in New York. When she came in to the studio she was so happy to hear her record on Z100. She said so,” Duran told me.

Elvis Duran also likes Alicia Keys a lot. He has a special version of her “Empire State of Mind” on his website.‘It’s really cool, a much better take than even the hit record. It shows why we feel Alicia is such a great artist. Check it out. You can actually hear the lyrics, and Alicia’s melody separated from Jay Z’s rap and the Moments sample. (There’s also a great take on Alicia’s new single, “Try Sleeping with a Broken Heart.”) “Empire” is the song and record of the year, certainly. Only problem is it missed the official Grammy deadline by a week. Hmmmm….

Elvis Duran doesn’t like the new Rihanna single too much, but they’re playing it anyway at Z100. He doesn’t have much control over the playlist. z100 is a Clear Channel station, which means a robot in Houston does the programming. We offered him a Rolex watch (just kidding!) to play Melinda Doolittle, but he didn’t bite. “Every once in a while I try to slip something interesting in,” he did say. Funny guy. I’m going to start paying closer attention to his show…

James Bond, Wolverine Will Give Theater to All-Star Play

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Daniel Craig and Hugh Jackman are getting ready to end their run in the Broadway play “A Steady Rain.” But fear not — the Gerald Schoenfeld Theater will not be vacant for long.

In fact, John Crowley, their director, is staying put. He will next direct Martin McDonagh’s “Behanding in Spokane,” right there, set to open March 4.

I can tell you that Crowley has lined up quite a cast for this black comedy: the always surprising Christopher Walken, the great and underrated Sam Rockwell, “Hurt Locker” star Anthony Mackie and Zoe Kazan.

McDonagh already has four Tony nominations for best play — for “The Beauty Queen of Leenane,” “The Lonesome West,” “The Pillowman” (also directed by Crowley) and “The Lieutenant of Inishmore.” I’m told the play is so good that Mackie turned down the much-anticipated revival of August Wilson’s “Fences” with Denzel Washington to be in it.

Mackie may have a little trouble with that March 4 opening night, though, if he gets his expected Oscar nomination for best supporting actor in “The Hurt Locker.” The Oscars are March 7. Maybe they can put off “Spokane” for a week when that happens!

THEATER NOTES

Congratulations to “A Steady Rain” our pal, co-producer Fred Zollo. The Craig/Jackman police drama has been totally sold out at every show, earning a 100% sell through–or more–since it opened. It’s nose-and-nose with “Jersey Boys”…

Sad news: Max Eisen, one of the last great Broadway press agents, has died at age 90. He represented thousands of shows including The Matchmaker, Li’l Abner, The Subject Was Roses, Raisin, The Effect of Gamma Rays…, Butterflies Are Free, Fifth of July, The Wiz and others (according to Playbill.com). In later years he also worked repping Sardi’s.

Max–like my late friends Mike Hall and John Springer–came from the era of Leonard Lyons, Walter Winchell, Dorothy Kilgallen, Jack O’Brian, and Earl Wilson. These press agents worked with those columnists creating excitement and buzz in the pages of the newspapers, on radio, and TV. They knew from real scandals, too, not minute trivia. Their adventures are chronicled, fictitiously, in the movie masterpiece, “The Sweet Smell of Success.” All of them would be appalled by the proliferation of the’ lower tier blogs that repurpose (often incorrectly) material, and celebrities that now clog the press and diminish it.

Rest easy, Max.

PS Max published a guide to Jewish funerals back in 2003. Here was the story from the Daily News: http://www.atpam.com/Spotlight/MEisen.htm