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Melania Trump, Worst First Lady of All Time, Remembers Rosalynn Carter for Her “Servant’s Heart”

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Former First Lady Rosalynn Carter, a remarkable woman, died today at age 96.

Worst First Lady of all time Melania Trump remembered Carter for her “Servant’s heart.”

English is the third language for Melania after Slovkenian and avarice. What does she mean exactly? Rosalynn was a servant to Jimmy Carter? Hardly. He considered her his equal and the couple prospered because of it.

Melanie may be projecting her own feelings, as she is a servant, evidently, the criminal, adulterous Donald Trump.

I think Melania meant “selfless.” It’s not a word she knows in any language.

Review: “Poor Things” Stars Emma Stone Naked, Unafraid in Hugely Funny, Grotesque Pornographic (in the Best Way) Comedy

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You may have already heard about Emma Stone in Yorgos Lanthimos’s “Poor Things.” It won a lot of awards in Venice.

“Poor Things” is absolutely pornographic, in the best way. It’s got a lot of nudity, full frontal for both sexes. There’s a lot of graphic sex. And there’s also a ton of humor, and the best production — cinematography, costumes, makeup, sets — maybe of the year.

“Poor Things” a film for adults, but it’s not adult film.

It’s also a horror film, as brains are cut out of heads, and that sort of thing. Think of it as a cool Frankenstein movie shot through a fish eye lens (oh yes, that’s one of the strangely beautiful things going on).

Willem Dafoe — whose face is marked by 90 degree scars —  is Dr. Frankenstein, or in this case called Dr. Godwin Baxter. His creation is Bella, who comes to him pregnant and without any memory. He removes the brain of her unborn child and puts it in Bella’s head. When she becomes functional, she calls him “God.”

Dr. Baxter runs a very Frankensteinish lab in his medieval Scottish castle, and has an assistant named Max McCandles (Ramy Youssef) who, of course, falls in love with Bella. But he’s a nice guy, so you know she’s going to reject him. Youssef is that kind of inspired casting since he’s really known for comedy. But he’s got the same sad eyes as Stone, and they marvelous chemistry.

As Bella learns to speak, she also wants sex. She gets it from an idiot playboy named Duncan Wedderburn, played with delicious measure by Mark Ruffalo in a nice comeback for him after so many Avengers movies. Sinister, self-aggrandizing Duncan whisks her away to Paris promising the moon. But when the couple runs out of money, Bella takes matters into her own hands, so to speak, and turns to sex work. This scenario introduces the transcendent Kathryn Hunter (all the witches in Joel Coen’s “The Tragedy of Macbeth”) as Swiney, the madame of Bella’s brothel. There have to be special awards for Hunter at this point. She is luminous.

There are many charmingly weird things going on here. The sets, costumes, and speech patterns would tell you this movie is happening in 1892 Glasgow. But there’s futuristic architecture mixed in with the antiques, and cars flying over heard. Dr. Baxter often coughs up magic, golden blobs that just float out of his mouth into the air. Bella has magical abilities, as well, that come and go. That’s because the film is based on the popular 1992 novel of the same name by Scottish visual artist and post-modern science fiction writer Alasdair Gray. “Poor Things” most closely recalls the wacky world of Terry Gilliam’s “Brazil” crossed with the bawdiest Ken Russell films.

Many will see Poor Things as a tale of female empowerment, which is fine. Bella’s journey is Barbie’s in an X rated world, only Barbie would be scandalized into a stroke by what we see with Bella along the way. Still, they arrive at the same place of enlightenment.

Emma Stone could not have picked a movie less like “La La Land.” Her commitment to the role, especially the insane amount of nudity, simulation, and foul language is quite impressive. The fact that Stone’s incredibly empathetic performance makes Bella real, and lovable, is a tribute to her craft. Dafoe and Ruffalo have rarely been better, Youssef is terrific, and kudos to Robbie Ryan, who’s made this movie a stunning treat.

What a strange and wonderful gift “Poor Things” will be for audiences. If this doesn’t bring people to theaters, nothing will.

Rolling Stones Planning Possible Final Tour: They Could Follow U2 Into Las Vegas Sphere for Biggest Payday of All Time

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Don’t angry with me, but the Rolling Stones are plotting their next and possibly final tour.

Antennae are up in the Stones universe for the Hackney Diamonds tour, which would make sense. The Stones have already invested a lot of time, money, and energy into the “Hackney Diamonds” album. The collection of songs has been much praised as their best record in 40 years.

The Stones are posting to social media enigmatic sign-ups so that fans won’t miss whatever is coming next. They’ve also added a post about the Las Vegas Grand Prix to Instagram.

It’s very likely that the group will follow U2 into the Las Vegas Sphere for a residency. This makes sense since the guys aren’t getting any younger. “Sitting down” in the Sphere would allow them the energy not to be constantly traveling all over the country.

A tour or a residency now would gross the group the most they’ve ever made, too. Imagine what the ticket price would be — and the scalping!

Apart from the Sphere, Mick Jagger won’t be able to resist big shows in New York and Los Angeles. “Hackney Diamonds” is built for touring. I can tell you that, having seen them in New York at the former Highline Ballroom a few weeks ago. They still have their live performance magic.

If they are indeed going to Vegas, I hope it’s by the spring and not the summer, when it’s 400 degrees in Sin City. Of course, the Sphere is air conditioned, but the outside is not!

Don’t miss listening to “Hackney Diamonds.” It’s one of those records that gets better at every turn. So far it’s found about 150,000 fans in the US. But once a tour begins, sales will take off.

Box Office: “The Marvels” Drops Nearly 80% in 2nd Weekend, “Priscilla” as Dead as Elvis, “Hunger Games” Starved for Attention

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It wasn’t a great weekend at the box office.

First of all, the new “Hunger Games” came in at $44 million. “The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes” was a movie no one really wanted in the first place. The last “Hunger Games” movie had an opening weekend of $100 million in 2015. This one had none of the original cast and not too much publicity. The cast — it’s a weird, eclectic mix of people selected at random.

“The Marvels” dropped between 78% and 80% from its opening weekend. Now it’s an official disaster for Marvel and Disney. After its long run at number 1, Marvel is truly in some trouble. No Marvel has had a second week failure like this one. Disney overlords have reason to worry as their animated film, “Wish,” may need prayers as well.

A24’s “Priscilla” from Sofia Coppola has also expired. It’s as dead as Elvis. After four weeks, “Priscilla” has banked just $17 million. It’s off more than 50% from last week. I do think the audience for an Elvis movie without his songs and just a year after the huge hit, “Elvis,” was too much for “Priscilla.” I haven’t see it (A24 doesn’t show me their movies) but the Presley audience doesn’t want to see their idol as an abuser.

“Killers of the Flower Moon” — which will reap lots of awards action — is up to $62 million which isn’t bad considering how it’s been marketed and distributed. Also, it can’t be compared to “Oppenheimer,” which fed off the “Barbie” connection. The “Oppenheimer” box office was a fluke. The film will battle “Flower Moon” for Oscars.

Who gets the last laugh? Taylor Swift? The Eras Concert Tour movie is up to $175 million. Playing through New Years it will hit $200 million easily. No muss, no fuss. Travis Kelce better put a ring on that finger fast.

Great News: FDA Finally Puts a Halt to Balance of Nature Diet Supplement Company, Orders All Sales to Stop Immediately

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I’ve told you in the past about Balance of Nature, the dietary supplement company that was fruitier than their pills.

On Thursday the Federal Drug Administration finally put an end to this long aborning scam. The FDA announced that the company’s distributor, manufacturer, and two executives have been ordered by a federal court to stop producing and selling their products until they come into compliance with federal regulations and requirements under the Federal Food, Drug, and Cosmetic Act.

It’s great to know this has at last been stopped. Balance of Nature spends millions on radio and TV advertising luring gullible people into believing their supplements can take the place of actual fruits and vegetables. The ads should stop now, too, which will cause a problem for the stations that depended on this money. But Balance of Nature has been the subject of many legal battles.

Here’s the whole press release.

The U.S. District Court for the District of Utah, Central Division has entered two consent decrees of permanent injunction against Evig LLC, of St. George Utah, and the company’s CEO, Douglas Lex Howard, as well as Premium Production LLC, of St. George, Utah, and its Manager, Ryan Petersen. 

Balance of Nature products are marketed as dietary supplements, with labeling that rendered them unapproved new drugs and misbranded drugs. The FDA has not approved Balance of Nature products for any use, despite the company’s claims that its products could be used to diagnose, cure, mitigate, treat, or prevent diseases such as cancer, heart disease, cirrhosis, diabetes, asthma, and COVID-19. In addition, Evig LLC violated current good manufacturing practice (CGMP) requirements, which rendered its products adulterated dietary supplements. Evig distributes Balance of Nature dietary supplement products through Amazon, Walmart, and its own online store at www.balanceofnature.com. 

Premium Production LLC and Mr. Petersen manufactured Balance of Nature products in violation of multiple CGMP requirements, such as failing to establish ingredient and finished products specifications for identity, purity, strength, and composition, which rendered them adulterated dietary supplements. 

“This FDA action ensures that dietary supplements distributed to American consumers are appropriately labeled, lawfully manufactured, and prevents products that potentially put people’s health at risk with unproven claims to cure, treat or prevent a serious illness,” said Michael C. Rogers, the FDA’s Acting Associate Commissioner for Regulatory Affairs. “We previously warned Evig LLC and Premium Production LLC, but they have demonstrated repeated violations of manufacturing requirements, and the public cannot have confidence that their products are what they purport to be. The FDA will continue to protect the U.S. public health by taking appropriate actions when companies violate the law.”

Taylor Swift Postpones Tonight’s Show in Rio After Fan Dies from Extreme Heat Last Night

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Taylor Swift has postponed tonight’s show in Rio because of the extreme heat.

Last night a 23 year old fan in the front of the stadium died from cardiac arrest. The temperature was officially around 108 degrees and feels like 137 degrees.

Someone should have stopped last night’s show but it’s too late to undo everything that happened.

Right now it’s 92 degrees. But the extreme heat will break tomorrow, Monday at the latest.
No such thing as climate change? Guess again.

David Letterman Will Make First Appearance on “Late Show with Stephen Colbert” November 20th

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Stephen Colbert is really amping up his November sweeps.

First he had his very good Barbra Streisand exclusive interview.

Next he’s welcoming his predecessor, David Letterman, back to the Ed Sullivan Theater this Monday, November 20th. Letterman’s own talk show ended in 2015. The Colbert began his nightly show right after Letterman signed off.

This should be some conversation between these two funny intellectuals. And The National will be the musical guest.

Nicole Kidman Announces a 3rd Season of Hit Emmy Winning HBO Series, “Big Little Lies”

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Nicole Kidman says there will be a third season of “Big Little Lies.”

The HBO limited series has had two Emmy winning seasons.

No word yet on how the series will proceed since all the plotlines were wrapped up.

The show stars Kidman, Reese Witherspoon, Laura Dern, Shailene Woodley, Zoe Kravitz, and Adam Scott. Meryl Streep was a guest star in season 2, which was directed by Andrea Arnold. David E. Kelley is the writer and producer.

HBO is obviously going to keep “Big Little Lies” and “White Lotus” going well beyond their initial novelty. After all, it’s quality programming, with big Emmy helpings, and brand names.

Friday Box Office: New “Hunger Games” Gets $19.2 Mil Start, Eyeing $45 Mil Weekend

Everyone at Lions Gate is singing the Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes this morning.

The new “Hunger Games” movies has made $19.2 million including Thursday previews. They’re looking at a $45 million weekend. More proof that a brand name can sell anything.

“Trolls Band Together” opened to a Thurs-Fri total of $9.3 million. The animated sequel to a sequel has also made $69.4 million abroad. It was very smart to release it overseas first. The movie relies heavily on Justin Timberlake and NSync. Their song from the movie, “Better Place,” is a stiff on the charts, however.

This is turkey week, and it looks like the biggest turkey may be the horror film, “Thanksgiving,” from Sony. It’s made just $3.825 million in its opening. Maybe it should have been stuffed with more mouth watering treats. “Thanksgiving” may be undercooked.

“The Marvels” from Disney was off by 87% from last Friday.

“SNL” Last Week with Timothee Chalamet, boygenius, Was a Hit, NBC Says, with 6 Million Total Viewers Over 3 Days

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NBC was very slow to gather ratings for last week’s “SNL.”

Timothee Chalamet was the host, and boygenius was the musical act.

We still don’t know how many people watched on NBC at 11:30pm. But here are the NBC stats:

Second best episode this season on Peacock. 6.0 million (3-day delayed viewing) across linear, streaming and digital. Most viewed episode ever on social with 122 million views, including 72 million on Tik Tok.

Tonight, Jason Momoa and Tate McRae are on the show.