SOS!
Vogue editor Anna Wintour has been forced by Conde Nast to invite strangers into her office.
Anna has sent a message — wearing sunglasses, possibly with a gun or stiletto to her head — on Instagram. She looks angry. She might be sending a message with her eyes but we can’t seem them. Still, her demeanor suggests that this is against her will.
Has she been taken hostage by Roger Lynch? (He’s the guy that runs Conde Nast, or what’s left of it.)
For $2,000 to $5,000 you can spend the day at Vogue this October trying on very small clothes or being reprimanded or maybe getting fired from a job you don’t have. From the tone of the message, it’s all very serious and troubling and disturbing.
Anna will only give opening remarks, then quickly decamp before anyone can ask her for a ticket to the Met Ball or even god forbid shake hands.
Count me in!