Monday, December 22, 2025

Sports

Super Bowl Will Feature Ads Promoting, Rebranding Jesus from $1 Billion Mid West Christian Foundation

The NFL is selling out to Jesus. According to reports, a $1 billion Christian foundation called Signatry is spending a fortune promoting Jesus on the...

Aaron Judge Hits 62nd Home Run, Surpasses Roger Maris: Long National Nightmare is Over

Our long national nightmare is over. Aaron Judge hit his 62nd home run tonight, surpassing Roger Maris. It's been 61 years since a Yankee...

Serena Williams Elegantly Passionately Wins Round 2 of Her Final US Open Campaign

Serena Williams? GOAT? Yes, indeed. Serena won her second round of her US Open campaign tonight in three sets. She just took it. She made...

Monica Lewinsky Gives Witty Answer to Twitter Question Same Night Bill Clinton’s on TV at US Open

If nothing else, Monica Lewinsky has good comic timing. On Twitter she read a random question from a pedestrian account called @AMythicWitch. The question was...

Vanity Fair Eschews Hollywood for Fall Issue, Oddly Puts Race Car Driver on the Cover

I don't understand a word of Vanity Fair anymore, and from the looks of their circulation, no one else does, either. After fumbling the ball...

Ben Affleck, Matt Damon New Movie Needs An Actor to Play Michael Jordan: Phenoms Wanted

Big announcement: Ben Affleck and Matt Damon are getting back together for the first time since "The Last Duel." Didn't see that one? No...

Oscars Add Sports Stars Shaun White, Kelly Slater, Tony Hawk to Eclectic Presenters List

The Oscars are getting more and more eclectic. They've added Shaun White, Kelly Slater, and Tony Hawk to the list of presenters. Also DJ...

Super Bowl Doesn’t Break Any Records, But Brings In A Healthy 99.1 Million Sports Fans

Super Bowl LVI didn't break any records on Sunday but it did bring a lot of viewers and sports fans. What's interesting is that it...