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Celine Dion Emaciated in Haute Couture Designs Brings Justin Bieber-Like Bombast to New Single

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Celine Dion looks like she needs a cheeseburger, even an Impossible Cheeseburger, in her new video. It’s called “Imperfections,” but Celine poses in dozens of haute couture outfits and is filmed in rich black and white to indicate she has no imperfections. I don’t get it. Maybe her fans will. If the camera adds ten pounds, then in real life (if there is such a thing) Celine needs help.

I’ll say this: the director, Gabriel Coutu-Dumont, has re-created Irving Penn to absolute perfection. All you Celine Dion fans should look up Penn’s work to see what the original looked like. If Kate McKinnon doesn’t do a parody of this video TODAY I will be disappointed.


The song is produced like something from Justin Bieber’s last album with those bird sounds. Apparently she released four new songs last week from an album that will be called “Courage.” They are all full of bombastic over production. I know I’m in the minority here. I never understood her popularity. And it’s all coming back to me now.

Roger Friedman
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Roger Friedman began his Showbiz411 column in April 2009 after 10 years with Fox News, where he created the Fox411 column. His movie reviews are carried by Rotten Tomatoes, and he is a member of both the movie and TV branches of the Critics Choice Awards. His articles have appeared in dozens of publications over the years including New York Magazine, where he wrote the Intelligencer column in the mid 90s and covered the OJ Simpson trial, and Fox News (when it wasn't so crazy) where he covered Michael Jackson. He is also the writer and co-producer of "Only the Strong Survive," a selection of the Cannes, Sundance, and Telluride Film festivals, directed by DA Pennebaker and Chris Hegedus.

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