Stormy Daniels.
She told her story to In Touch Weekly years ago, they declined to publish it, but now they’ve gone with it.
Stormy is Donald Trump’s very own Gennifer Flowers but better, so much better. She’s a porn star. Trump’s lawyer paid her $130,000 to keep her mouth shut that in 2006, when Melania was pregnant with Barron, Stormy and the Donald had an affair.
Unlike Marla Maples, who said in 1992 that her time with Donald was “the best sex of my life,” Stormy says the sex with Trump was “generic.”
At one point in the first evening they spent together, Stormy told In Touch, she excused herself to go to the bathroom. “When I came out, he was sitting on the bed and he was like, ‘Come here.’ And I was like, ‘Ugh, here we go.’ And we started kissing.” After having sex, Stormy said, “We hung out for a little while and he just kept saying, ‘I’m gonna call you, I’m gonna call you. I have to see you again. You’re amazing. We have to get you on The Apprentice.’”
“We had really good banter,” Daniels told In Touch. “He told me once that I was someone to be reckoned with, beautiful, smart, just like his daughter.”
Trump’s lawyer, Michael Cohen, denies any of this happened. He doesn’t say whether it happened in a shit hole or not.
We’ll have to wait for the long version of the story to hear if Donald shouted out “Covfefe!” in a moment of ecstasy. Or if they dined on McDonald’s.