You may have heard Donald Trump is planning a rally this Sunday at Madison Square Garden.
It’s an homage to the 1939 Nazi rally hosted the Garden. Of course, there wasn’t media like there is today. No one got what was going on. You have plenty of notice today.
Trump organizers have sent a list of items not allowed in the Garden. (I feel bad for Garden security. They’ll have their hands full with right wing nuts and MAGAts.)
Top of the list to leave at home: Balls. MAGA has no balls, so it shouldn;t be a problem.
The whole list:
UNITED STATES SECRET SERVICE PROHIBITED ITEMS LIST
• Aerosols
• Alcoholic beverages
• Appliances (i.e. Toasters)
• Backpacks, bags, roller bags, suitcases, and bags exceeding size restrictions
(12”x14”x5”)
• Balloons
• Balls
• Banners, signs, placards
• Chairs
• Coolers
• Drones and other unmanned aircraft systems
• E-Cigarettes
• Explosives of any kind (including fireworks)
• Firearms
• Glass, thermal and metal containers
• Laser lights and laser pointers
• Mace and/or pepper spray
• Noisemakers, such as air horns, whistles, drums, bullhorns, etc.
• Packages
• Poles, sticks and selfie sticks
• Spray containers
• Structures
• Supports for signs/placards
• Tripods
• Umbrellas
• Weapons
• And any other items that may pose a threat to the security of the event as
determined by and at the discretion of the security screeners.
