Eric Trump — the really dumb one married to the nutjob wife — is having a brilliant meltdown on social media.
He writes: “In an attempt to destroy my father and kick him out of New York, a Judge just ruled that Mar-a-Lago, in Palm Beach Florida, is only worth approximate “$18 Million dollars”… Mar-a-Lago is speculated to be worth we’ll over a billion dollars making it arguably the most valuable residential property in the country. It is all so corrupt and coordinated.”
Eric is outraged and says people in real estate circles are laughing at Judge Engoron. But it;s also ALL ABOUT HIM. It’s all “I, I, I.”
He can debate this in jail:
“While everyone can see that this case is egregious, the only thing worse than weaponizing the legal system against a political opponent is unfairly going after their family. Both the Attorney General and the Judge know I had absolutely NOTHING to do with this case. Every single person has testified that my job has always been acquiring, developing and managing properties, not back office functions. The only reason I am collateral damage is because my last name is Trump and I am unwavering in the support of my father, his accomplishments and what he has done for our country, a nation which is now rapidly in decline.”
Saturday Night Live must reunite the Trump brothers when it returns, Mikey Day and Alex Moffat.