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Ellen DeGeneres’s Last Stand Up: Trouble Selling Tickets, Four Shows Cancelled in Double Booked Cities

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Ellen DeGeneres is having trouble selling tickets to her Last Stand Up Tour.

Four shows have been cancelled already without explanation. More may be in the offing.

In some cities, The Last Stand Up tour is actually sold out. But in many others, it’s not, and there are wide swathes of blue — meaning plenty of available seats.

There are plenty ready for fans at Ellen’s August 1st show at Radio City Music Hall, for example, mostly in the orchestra. The same is true of her San Francisco show on July 20th. One show there was cancelled.

The other cancelled dates are, surprisingly, in Seattle, Chicago, and Dallas. There’s another Seattle show that’s also struggling. But clearly there wasn’t demand for a second one. In the cases of the cancelled shows they were all cities where expectations may just have been too high to have two nights. One was enough.

All these cities were where DeGeneres’s talk show enjoyed 17 years of big ratings. But in the last couple of seasons, numbers collapsed as the comic’s reputation was battered by accusations of a toxic backstage atmosphere. DeGeneres — very wealthy from the show and from real estate mansion flipping — finally stepped down after 19 seasons.

DeGeneres remains a very gifted comedian nevertheless. And while this tour is playing a little like one from Deborah Vance on “Hacks,” I’ve no doubt she’s well worth seeing live — especially if this is indeed the last time.

NY Times Op-Ed Writer Claims He Doesn’t Vote in Elections — But He Did in 2020 and 2022

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Matthew R. Walter, a conservative writer from Michigan, contributes op-ed pieces to the New York time.

Walther, editor of the Catholic magazine The Lamp, urges his readers in today’s Times not to vote. In his piece called “Why I Don’t Vote,” Walther writes:

“Why does anyone vote?” I ask myself. The answer cannot be that we believe that by doing so, we will influence the outcome of an election. My vote, were it not withheld, would have no such effect. This is true even at the county or municipal level. The vote margins for the State of Florida in the presidential election of 2000 — the closest in modern American history — were in the hundreds, not the single digits. Voting is, strictly speaking, pointless.

But in fact, Walther — according to public records — has voted at least twice and recently. He voted in the 2020 and 2022 general elections from his home in Three Rivers, Michigan.

Another Matthew Walther, also from Michigan but 23 years his senior, also voted in those elections.

The fact that the Times would run such an essay is deeply troubling, especially in light of current events. “Why I Don’t Vote” is already being ridiculed. But the idea that they didn’t even vet Walther’s”s story and just believed him says a lot for this much compromised newspaper.

There’s even more information at the Twitter account @capitolhunters which identifies Walther as an extreme right winger with ties to the January 6th Capitol insurrection.

The Times either doesn’t care about what they’re publishing, or they’re doing it on purpose. Either way, we’re losing our “newspaper of record” at the time we need them most. It’s more than just a shame. It’s criminal.

Review: “The Bear” Season 3 — All Character, No Plot — is Really Just the Appetizer to What Might Be a Great Meal

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Now that I’ve seen all of “The Bear Season 3,” I know why Hulu just dropped it for bingeing instead of releasing it one or two weeks at a time.

The reason? Fans would have stopped watching it before the end. And that would have been a mistake.

If anything Season 3 — a drama, not a comedy, there are no laughs — takes time to build up to anything. Even then, the best episodes — concentrating on Tina’s backstory and Carmie’s sister giving birth (with Jamie Lee Curtis back as Donna, magnificently) — are standalone. They have no “bear”–ing on any of the others.

There’s no question that “The Bear” is great. It’s also ambitious now. But I think in rushing to make Season 3, Christopher Storer either had no cohesive plan, or just figured that he’d tell actual story in Season 4 (or Season 3, Part 2). Almost nothing happens in this season, but there’s a lot of character development among the supporting players. And if you like the Fak brothers, there’e a lot of them this time around. They are the comic relief, the Rosencrantz and Guildenstern of “The Bear.”

The person we learn least about is Carmy, star Jeremy Allen White. Storer has turned him into a Bruce Weber model, brooding in muted colors. I’ve never seen so much brooding. Carmy is emotionally constipated, which is too bad because originally it was his adventure we were all on. But between long montages, clips from the first two seasons, and endless cooking of expensive, small Per Se type dishes, Carmy is barely present. I hope he’ll come back soon.

The key theme for these 10 episodes: something called “Haunting.” The Faks keep talking about “haunting” as something tangible — basically stalking or ghosting (to use the modern slang) a person you love or hate. It’s like cerebral planking, or putting a hex on someone. But Carmy is actually haunted, by his brother, Michael, who committed suicide, by his own history, etc. When he picks a fight with the star chef who abused him psychologically, it’s almost as if he has exorcism when the chef says, I made you into a better person. Are the ghosts gone? We’ll see.

The standouts are many, however: Oliver Platt is so good as Uncle Jimmy, you realize how much time he’s been wasting on “Chicago Med.” Ayo Edebiri just disappears into Sydney, the heart and soul of the show. She’s living this empathetic young woman, who could also have her own show. Abby Elliott — she astonishes me when I think of her dad, Chris Elliott, and his dad, radio star Bob Elliott. What a family. And there aren’t enough good things to say about Ebon-Moss Bacharach, who plays “lost” with unusual subtlety.

Some random notes: “Billions” creator Brian Koppelman is a great Easter egg as Uncle Jimmy’s bookkeeper sidekick. I loved the Eddie Vedder version of Dave Wakeling’s insanely great 1982 hit, “Save it for Later.” All the music, especially the Nine Inch Nails score for Episode 1, is tremendous. The music supervisors have nailed Emo-Sad for this series, underlining Carmy’s melancholy.

So let’s just say Season 3, Part 1 is a placeholder. In the old days, when a series would have 20 episodes, these 10 would just be the appetizers to the main course. Let’s hope the back 10 are a sumptuous meal.

Minions Set off Fireworks: “Despicable Me 4” Gobbles $27 Million Mid Week Opening

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The Minions do not go away.

For the latest Minions movie, “Descipable Me 4,” the numbers last night were huge.

The new installment of the Steve Carell-led animated film made $27 million on its opening night.

The Wednesday to Sunday totals will be off the charts, of course.

On the low end, Kevin Costner’s “Horizon” remains deader than dead. The total now is $14.8 million. Yesterday’s take was down 31% from the previous night.

Apart from “Horizon,” the box office is hot. “Inside Out 2” will hit $500 million.

Today the Minions will have dominion!

Roger Waters Tells Piers Morgan Israel Told “Atrocious Lies” After October 7th, Denies Women Raped, Babies Killed

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Former Pink Floyd rocker Roger Waters has destroyed his lecacy and is doing the same to the band.

Waters told Piers Morgan last night that Israel made “atrocious lies” about October 7th, that no women were raped or babies killed. Waters continues his attack on Israel and the Jewish people, claiming he’s not antisemitic when he most certainly is.

I wrote about Waters more than a decade ago, warning people that this was his stance. No one wanted to believe me. I can’t listen to anything he wrote for Pink Floyd without wondering what was really behind it. Songs on “Dark Side of the Moon” take on a whole new meaning when you realize what Waters was thinking. “Us and Them”? “Money”?

All we really know is that Waters has severe “brain damage.”

By the way, the other members of the group have denounced Waters. But that doesn’t change what he’s said, and what he may have slipped into their music.

The video is labeled, but the discussion beginning around 35:00 is most alarming.

Hamptons: Christie Brinkley’s Bringing Her Prosecco, Magnolia Bakery Has the Cupcakes at 20th Annual Hamptons Happening

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If you’re in the Hamptons this Saturday, and you’re hungry, there’s only one place to be.

It’s the 20th annual Hamptons Happening, the summer event of the Samuel Waxman Cancer Foundation.

These are just some of the four star food opportunities to be found under the tent on Lumber Lane in Bridgehampton: Chef Francois Payard, Christie Brinkley’s Bellissima Prosecco & Wines, Nadel, Arlotta Food Studio, El Verano, Deeky Dawg, a La ModeShoppe, Magnolia Bakery, 317 Main Street, Little Sesame, David Burke Hospitality Management, Backal Hospitality Group, Versa, Riverpark, Lulu Kitchen & Bar, T-Bar, East Hampton Shucker Company, Dough Doughnuts, Amante 1530, Horse Soldier Bourbon, Night Inn Experience, Scott’s Protein Balls, Elegant Affairs, Wolffer Estates Vineyard, Good Eats, and Taco Mahal.

“Since its founding, SWCRF has invested more than $120 million towards collaborative cancer research,” says Bill Sullivan, Waxman executive director. “The funds we expect to raise this year will be earmarked toward the launch of  new, innovative research initiatives, funding up to six new investigators this fall.”

And one other thing: there’s a live auction for lots of goodies including hard to get tickets for various New York area shows.

Stephen Kliegerman (President, Development Marketing, Brown Harris Stevens) will receive the Distinguished Business Real Estate Award, Fern Mallis (NYFW Founder, Fern Mallis LLC) will be the recipient of the Fashion Cares Award, and DJ CherishTheLuv (Broadway Co-Producer & DJ, 2024 Tony Nominated “Here Lies Love”) the Distinguished Cancer Crusader Award.

Get tickets here.

Bette Midler Sings “If I Only Had a Brain” to Members of the Supreme Court — And Sounds Great!

Bette Midler hasn’t made a new record in some time. But it turns out her voice has never been better.

Midler has released a short, hilarious video send up of “If I Only Had a Brain” from “The Wizard of Oz.”

The new lyrics are a hoot. And you know what? Bette sounds terrific. She should be recording more, anyway!

Robert Towne, Legendary Oscar Winning Screenwriter of “Chinatown,” “Shampoo,” Dead at 89

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Of the classic 70s films, Robert Towne’s stand out as the most legendary. Roman Polanski’s “Chinatown” and Hal Ashby’s “Shampoo” are among them.

Towne has reportedly died at age 89 in Los Angeles. In just the last week there was talk of a prequel miniseries to “Chinatown” for streaming.

Lee Grant, who won an Oscar for “Shampoo,” said on Twitter: “Shaken to hear that Robert Towne has left us. His life, like the characters he created, was incisive, iconoclastic, & entirely originally. He gave me the gift of “Shampoo”. He gave all of us the gift of his words & his films. There isn’t another like him. There won’t be again.”

Jack Nicholson, who starred so famously as Jake Gittes in “Chinatown,” probably won’t be able to give a statement. Ashby died a while ago. Polanski is likely asleep in Paris.

Towne’s uncredited work is almost as impressive as the films with his byline. He worked on “The Godfather,” “Marathon Man,” and “The Parallax View,” for example. His fingerprints are all over all the now classic films of the 70s.

Screenwriter Billy Ray says on Twitter: “Nominated for Best Screenplay 3 years in a row. Wrote the “We’ll get there, Pop” scene in The Godfather. A legend. A friend. He once let me hold his Chinatown Oscar. What a career. Now he’s w Alvin Sargent & Bill Goldman & all the other giants.”

Towne won 1 Oscar for “Chinatown,” and was nominated three other times including for “The Last Detail,” “Shampoo,” and “Greystoke.” His screenplays were the most textured and beautifully shaped stories, far beyond anything we see now. They were like great pieces of music.

His most famous line?

“Forget it, Jake. It’s Chinatown.”

RIP.

Song Sung Blue: Mega Music Publisher Ousted from Company That Bought Up Rock Stars’ Catalogs

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I told you last October that Hipgnosis Music Publishing, built by Merc Mercuriadis, was in severe trouble.

It took all these months but now it appear Mercuriadis — a larger than life personality — has been ousted from the company. His last day is July 8th.

A lot of rock stars were persuaded to sell their music catalogs to Hipgnosis by Mercuriadis, who was very charming and persuasive. Hipgnosis’s artists include all-stars like Barry Manilow, Neil Young, Carole Bayer Sager, Journey, Lindsay Buckingham, Chrissie Hynde, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Dave Stewart and his Eurythmics songs.

As you may recall, we went through a critical period during and right the pandemic when musicians panicked about monetization. With live performance suddenly halted, selling the rights to the songs became a lightning bolt trend. Bob Dylan, Bruce Springsteen, Sting, Fleetwood Mac, etc were commanding upwards of $300 million for their catalogs in sales to other publishers.

But there’s a problem: all those catalogs have to be monetized. The songs have to be licensed for movies, TV, commercials, etc by these companies like Hipgnosis, Sony, Universal, et al. and that hasn’t proven as easy as it looked. This resulted in calls I got last summer and fall that artists weren’t getting paid the money they’d been promised. I’m told most were, however.

Blackstone Group held the strings to the Hipgnosis arrangement, and they obviously have had enough controversy. In February, Mercuriadis stepped down from running the day to day operations. But now it looks like he’s out completely. He says in a prepared statement that he will continue to fight for the rights of songwriters. We are sure to see him again in the music biz.

Someone may ultimately write a book about what happened with Hipgnosis. In May Concord Music — the company that was owned by the late Norman Lear — rescinded a $1.4 billion take over bid because the couldn’t get a grip on this truly “merc”-urial situation.

Ann Wilson of Heart Says She Has Cancer, Is Undergoing Chemo, Tour Postponed

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Ann Wilson of Heart has announced she’s been diagnosed with cancer. She’s having chemo, so the Heart tour has been postponed.

As a big Heart fan, I am so sorry to hear this. Wishing Ann a speedy and full recovery!

Ann Wilson has that amazing voice that is juxtaposed by sister Nancy’s wailing guitar. They are very special to the history of rock and roll, starting with “Magic Man” and lasting for four decades.

Here’s one of Heart’s incredible performances: