Laura Loomer wants to be press secretary to Donald Trump.
“Hear me out,” she wrote on Twitter, and donned a blonde wig. (All the previous job holders were blonde, dyed or otherwise.)
She adds: “I would be an amazing Press Secretary. I’d show President Trump all the receipts. I would bring my binder full of receipts to every briefing.”
If that wasn’t enough, Loomer then made a racist appeal to commentator Joy Reid, and Florida candidate Angie Nixon:
“Girrrl you just need to hook me up with a blonde weave like your home girl Joy Reid and I’ll be ready for my first briefing. You feelz me? @AngieNixon Help a sista out.”
Nixon responded: “You’re not his type boo. Hopefully you will stop the racist antics and heal.”
This comes on the high heels of Katie Zacharia getting the boot after less than a week. She was fed to the wolves on Fox News yesterday. Today, she’s out. If only she were smart enough to take notes, or not sign an NDA. (With her, probably a PDA.)
Laura Loomer would be a great choice, just for sport. Read my story about her family here.
