Saturday, January 18, 2025

Trump Terrified of Small Audience Moves Inauguration Indoors, Stiffs MAGA on Travel Expenses

Even if MAGA was going to stay in a pitched tent on the mall or the lowliest motel in Silver Springs, they are out of luck.

All the fans of Donald Trump who booked travel for Inauguration weekend are out of luck. They’ve lost their tickets to the Big Show, which is being moved inside.

Trump, terrified more of a small audience than the freezing cold, will now be sworn in inside the Capitol. Only his family and billionaire oligarchs will get to sit in the room where it happens. Some others will be sent to overflow spaces to watch the ceremony on monitors.

But mostly tickets to the 2025 Donald Trump Inauguration are just commemorative souvenirs.

The MAGAs who said they couldn’t afford eggs now have them on their faces. They’re stuck with bills for hotels, transportation and fast food. Even if they came by pickup truck with a Confederate flag flying, they won’t get in.

God bless America. And these people will eat their — let’s say– thousand dollars, go home, and watch Fox News anyway. They are patiently waiting for return of polio and small pox. LOL.

Roger Friedman
Roger Friedmanhttps://www.showbiz411.com
Roger Friedman began his Showbiz411 column in April 2009 after 10 years with Fox News, where he created the Fox411 column. His movie reviews are carried by Rotten Tomatoes, and he is a member of both the movie and TV branches of the Critics Choice Awards. His articles have appeared in dozens of publications over the years including New York Magazine, where he wrote the Intelligencer column in the mid 90s and covered the OJ Simpson trial, and Fox News (when it wasn't so crazy) where he covered Michael Jackson. He is also the writer and co-producer of "Only the Strong Survive," a selection of the Cannes, Sundance, and Telluride Film festivals, directed by DA Pennebaker and Chris Hegedus.

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