BREAKING: “Deadpool and Wolverine” Becomes Biggest R Rated Opening Weekend Ever!
Yesterday, I reported “The Fabulous Four” missing, and on a milk carton.
This morning, Bleecker Street reported the Bette Midler-Susan Sarandon “comedy” was found dead.
Cause of death: no business. Total box office for three days: $1 million.
It’s a total write off for a movie that has no screenplay. The actors have no chemistry. Nothing makes sense. It’s a reunion of four college gals, two of whom are a dozen years older than the others.
Sarandon is supposed to be playing a heart surgeon and is dumb as a rock. The only thing the movie could capitalize on now is that it has a big subplot about cats. Dr. Susan is a cat lady. If the producers could afford to take out an ad, they could rebuke JD Vance on that topic!
Well, too bad. Midler and Sarandon couldn’t do publicity together, Bleecker had one little screening for a premiere. Midler is said to have left the country on vacation to avoid the whole mess. “The Fab Four” will go straight to streaming and airplanes. And thus it was.
The big losers besides the 48 investors: TikTok, which is promoted throughout.
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