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Celebrity Sexpot Megan Fox Has Written a Book of Poetry: What a Time to Be Alive!

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Celebrity sex pot Megan Fox has “written” a book. Of Poetry. It’s called

“Pretty Boys are Poisonous.”

Look, we need this right now. The world is at war. It’s a very tense moment. America is divided– some people want a man standing trial in four places to be elected again to the presidency. Sanity and intelligence are no longer a given.

So Megan Fox — in a very Trumpian way — wants to be poet laureate. I say, let her. At this point, civilization is over. RFK Jr is polling well in red states. Megan Fox may be our way out. Or Kennedy’s choice for Vice President.

Eugene Pask produces a show called “Celebrity Autobiography.” I can’t wait til it’s back, with Britney Spears, Jada Pinkett Smith, and now Megan Fox. As long as her cleavage is good, Megan Fox can rhyme away.

Here’s her into:

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Roger Friedman began his Showbiz411 column in April 2009 after 10 years with Fox News, where he created the Fox411 column. His movie reviews are carried by Rotten Tomatoes, and he is a member of both the movie and TV branches of the Critics Choice Awards. His articles have appeared in dozens of publications over the years including New York Magazine, where he wrote the Intelligencer column in the mid 90s and covered the OJ Simpson trial, and Fox News (when it wasn't so crazy) where he covered Michael Jackson. He is also the writer and co-producer of "Only the Strong Survive," a selection of the Cannes, Sundance, and Telluride Film festivals, directed by DA Pennebaker and Chris Hegedus.

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