Dear TMZ:
You’re so good at following celebrities around with little cameras. Go back to what you do best.
But when it comes to the Jackson family and Howard Mann: no no no. It was only last week that you got snookered into thinking a Michael Jackson track you posted was “new.” It was 32 years old!
Now you’re telling the story of Katherine Jackson’s “Secret contract.” Unfortunately, that story has already been written–by us, last June. Here’s the link:
http://tinyurl.com/23gjxy4
Here’s another scoop for you, TMZ. There’s going to be a really big Christmas tree in Rockefeller Center this year. Get right on it!